Shiroijin gossips 'and didjya ever stop and think that maybe freak is 
ment as a compliment'

Mim gossips 'who'd want to save sterile balls?'

Wynomina gossips 'Ok.. No wearing tight pants if you're male, and pay
 attention in class. I feel that these words will save the lives of 
many in the months to come.'


Kaevin gossips 'whacking gophers, banging balls.. *Sigh*'

JadeSaber gossips 'Hey gerbils will rule the world one day, you just 
wait and see. '

Shiroijin gossips 'and YAH!  Windows, the dark lord'

Shiroijin gossips 'That's mister whiteboy to... well... someone... 
maybe... fish, yes, all fish shall henceforth call me, MISTER 
WHITEBOY!'

Wynomina gossips 'Shiroi: Not funny.'

Shiroijin gossips 'you didn't hear it through my eyes, in my world, 
EVERYTHING I say is funny'

Wynomina gossips 'DEATH TO INTEL'

Wynomina gossips 'Well, I take forever. Of course, I like assembling 
massive unstoppable armies with which to crush all who oppose me.'

You gossip 'if i take longer than that i'm probably already dead'

Shiroijin gossips '*jealous*  normally takes me longer, because I 
cheat and I just HAVE to build a MASSIVE armada of destruction and 
cover the map like a hidious flowing plague'

Wynomina gossips 'ALL WHO OPPOSE ME AT SIMANT WILL BE DESTROYED AND 
DIGESTED INTO MY ARMY OF UNSTOPPABLE VORPAL ANTS!'

Kaevin gossips 'you're a sick sick woman wynomina'

Wynomina gossips 'I feel very positive about that'

Wynomina gossips 'A new computer will be a Good Thing.'

Wynomina gossips 'Yes, A Very Good Thing.'

Kaevin gossips 'you sound like martha stewart ;)' *to wyn*

Wynomina gossips 'is there some reason I should or shouldn't use 
Windows 2000? Besides the fact that I'd be using the operating system 
of someone I despise?'

Shiroijin gossips 'It would taint your soul and you'd end up in bill 
gate's concubine, possesed by the darkest demons of hell?'

Shiroijin gossips 'YOU'RE ALL OUT TO GET MY SPANDEX!!'


Mattz auctions 'Katspaugh and a used tire..'
 
Someone auctions '12 gold!'

Kaevin auctions '11 gold!'

Collie auctions '15, and some wild flowers!'

Mattz auctions 'sold to kaevin'

Kaevin auctions 'HA!'

Kaevin auctions 'i woulda gone as low as 10'

Collie auctions '*grumble*' 

Mattz auctions 'from now on you own him :)'
 
Mattz auctions 'and the tire'

Katspaugh auctions '*bird*'

Kaevin auctions '*puts the tire around katspaugh's neck'

Mattz gossips 'madrom is a game.. if you get bored of a game, you 
just leave and do something else'

Mattz gossips 'its not like its a job or school and you have to be 
here'

Mattz gossips 'just a game..'


Elrond rambles 'I guess maybe I'm the only one who finds the 
approximately three-line (255 characters?) limit constraining...maybe 
I'm just spoiled by MUSHes, or something ^^;'

Yttrium gossips 'argh, i cant handle all the lies!'

Yttrium gossips 'yer pants are SO on fire!'

Daikomyo gossips 'Katspaugh, i LUV You!'

Shiroijin gossips 'RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT, IT IS NOT SPELLED RITE, IT IS 
SPELLED RIGHT, R-I-G-H-T, RIGHT!'

Tioran gossips 'take it up the WAZOO'

Daikomyo gossips 'it's to benefit on of yer fellow tribal beings 
anyways, wigster'

Katspaugh gossips 'I'm a weakling, master...I'm used to cutting it 
close'

Katspaugh gossips 'help donate gold to me!....I have to buy myself 
back from Kaevin!.....'

Kaevin MUSIC: 'hush little baby dont say a word, and nevermind that 
noise you heard.. its just the beasts under your bed.. in your closet 
in your bed'

Kaevin MUSIC: 'in your closet in your head even'

Shiroijin gossips 'Ciao all, I tired, go sleep sleep, recover from 
mental scarring that is Icey's qwests'

Askr gossips 'SO WHAT IS THE GUILDMASTER FOR???'

Burr gossips 'help gain'

You gossip 'the master is for training and using pracs after 
mudsvhool'

You gossip 'School'

Askr gossips 'ty Burr.'

Collie gossips 'they are fun to tickle'

Daikomyo gossips 'KAts, REPLAY'

Collie gossips 'and fuck, and walk with, and and and...'

You gossip 'i finnally found out what day My school starts today!'

Collie gossips 'brew dose not always make potions at your level, 
esspecialy at 91, they can even get as low as level 70!'

You gossip 'collie we don't want to know what you do to the poor 
things'

Collie gossips 'you logging this Icey?'

Someone gossips 'WOOHOO!...screw you Kaevin ;)!'

Daikomyo rambles 'Holy crap! I've been raped by a hat!'

Kalana gossips 'Toben found a bottom?'

Askr gossips 'Damn, that must be some cappucino for 7500 gp...'

Kalana gossips 'Diablo 2! -wave- Therans'

Someone gossips 'Toben found Icey's bottom, now she's Icky'

Collie gossips 'well theres gota be sumfin on TV, wuf all'

Someone gossips 'I like the change of converstaion, actually'

JadeSaber gossips '<--has been monitoring the conversation on the 
gossip channel and is frightened. '

WE ALL LIVE IN A BEIGE SUBMARINE 

Mim gossips 'poor converation'

Mim gossips 'Point was up against it's neck, mebe. POOR converation'

JadeSaber gossips 'puke is greenish...'

Kivrin gossips 'actually, it's a shade of Mauvish pink'

Daikomyo gossips 'what the hell's umbra mean? isn't that a word in 
reference to like something astronomy?

Kivrin gossips 'Sounded quite like a "They Might Be Giants" song'

JadeSaber gossips 'yeah, umbra, it's the thing around the sun during 
an eclipse. right?'

Daikomyo gossips 'Cool! Jadie's a geek! *pant*'

JadeSaber gossips 'brain meat?  that disturbing. '

JadeSaber gossips '<---is living on too few hours of sleep to be 
responsible for what she types...'

Mandy gossips '"Stupid is so powerful that you cannot beat it."'

JadeSaber gossips 'that'd make a pretty cool found poem, just random 
quotes from the mud.  Hrm...*lightbulb flashes*'

Mim gossips 'Don't lightbulbs flash just before they go out?'

Daikomyo gossips 'yes Icey, you rock :)'

JadeSaber gossips 'rofl...I looked at that quick and thought you said 
going to sheep...'

JadeSaber gossips 'maybe I ought to go to sleep too.'

Daikomyo rambles 'raped by a hat and firewalled all in one day! 

Daikomyo rambles '"you better quit stalkin me, or i'll knock yer punk 
ass out"'

Wyldyth rambles 'heh, you like that, huh? thats my jedi mind trick... 
watch... i'll do it again :)

Daikomyo rambles 'Bah, you can keep stalkin me mimsy '

JadeSaber gossips 'DANG..no frozen otter pops in the house...what 
will I do?'

JadeSaber gossips 'I'm hopelessly addicted to otter pops.'

Daikomyo gossips 'Icesong remove thyself!'

JadeSaber gossips 'hrm...you look suspiciously here to me. '

Daikomyo gossips 'We're waiting for you to leave so we can talk ABOUT 
ya ;)'

JadeSaber gossips '*rolf* just type quit and hit the enter key, you 
can do it.  It just takes a little willpower.'

JadeSaber gossips 'I'm wiping those instructions from my head right 
now though...'

Daikomyo MUSIC: 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!'

You gossip 'Okidays! i'm now gone window smalled in bed!'

Someone MUSIC: 'I pumped Icey so full of led, we'll have to use 'em 
for a pencil instead'

Daikomyo rambles 'I thought these top hats were supposed to be better 
than leather backpacks?!'

Daikomyo gossips 'if they're four letter verbs, i should probably ok 
em first'

Someone gossips 'shut up already'

Evilgirl gossips 'soap won't answer me wwwwweee hhhhhhheeeeeeee'

Evilgirl gossips 'i am flying'

Evilgirl gossips 'oh kewl do you guys have stalkers to we have 
so much in common oh yea

Someone gossips 'my brother Daik, sux at HTML'

You gossip 'you and daik are related????'

Someone gossips '*yae*'

Someone answers 'I HATE rings of holding!!!'

Starshadow answers 'why?'

Someone answers '....*grumble* saced 4 violet gems, that way'

Kaevin gossips 'i think you're overstepping the boundaries, daik'

Kaevin gossips 'why would kaevin be getting a wrath?'

Stiles gossips '"I'm not either a woman, or Wynomina"'

JadeSaber gossips 'excuse me, but green is MY color, it's in my NAME? 
=)'

JadeSaber gossips '*pulls out her HAPPY pills*'

JadeSaber gossips 'whatever floats your boat, Shiroijin'

Stiles gossips 'My god, is everyone afk?'

Someone gossips 'Bah, I'm only 75 levels higher than you, and mine is 
at 100!'

Someone gossips 'I'm not kats!'

Stiles MUSIC: 'Make a hole with the gun perpendicular / To the name 
of this town in a desktop globe / Exit wound in a foreign nation / 
Showing the home of the one this was written for'

Soapbox gossips 'how embarrassing'

Greedyfly gossips 'where do i take my mud school diploma?'

Soapbox gossips 'there is a pit at recall where people put things 
they dont need anymore

Soapbox gossips 'it is what it sounds like. it is a place where 
everyone puts spare eq'

Darryl gossips 'Not goin' do it. (said in George Bush impression)'

Daikomyo gossips 'food food food'

Katspaugh gossips 'it gets into all the fun, tight places'

Katspaugh gossips 'stop it, I'm dieing.....;)'

JadeSaber gossips 'WHOO!  I finally read all my notes!  ...*crickets 
chirping* well...I thought it was neat...'

Katspaugh gossips 'next best thing to killing Typhon, is sacing his 
corpse, full of goodies ;)'

JadeSaber gossips 'Hrm. aren't any of you kids out there leveling?  
Doesn't anyone want a spellup? sheesh. 

JadeSaber gossips '*flys into floaters arms and tackles him*'

Floater rambles 'that new fangled email'

Rossarian gossips 'Who wants to be popular when you can be hated?'

Yttrium gossips 'who wants to be hated when you can be rossi?'

Yttrium gossips 'who wants to hate rossi when you can spank him?'

JadeSaber gossips '--- yet another stellar mischan brought to you by 
JadeSaber Mischans Inc.  ---'

Kaevin gossips 'i just got some sweet spelluppin 5 minutes ago.. you 
tryin to kill me woman??'

Katspaugh rambles '*cough* lets ya didn't sac Typhon's corpse, after 
killing him, with a full inventory, so you shouldn't get anything 
with autoloot....'

Katspaugh rambles '..or saced 15 containers, on 15 diffrent days, 
with like 2 violets and a TON of rare gear in em'

JadeSaber gossips '*jumps on the nearest table and starts dancing ala 
10 things, For Kaevin*'

Shiroijin gossips 'Eep, you're corrupting me!'

(Kaevin) QWEST: * *steals eppie's lateral puzzle rights* *

Kaevin questions 'so anyone who doesnt come.. is more cowardly than 
icesong :D'

JadeSaber says 'you ride the "short" bus.'

JadeSaber gossips 'Um...I can no longer feel my buttocks....is that 
bad? '

Sargon gossips 'before you continue dispensing medical advice sir, I 
must advise you that any injury or harm done as a result of 
malpractice will be viciously and quickly litigated'

Vic gossips 'I'm not getting laid'

Kaevin gossips 'he's always up for some sha'chorne action ;)'

Wynomina gossips 'Ya know what would be cool?'

Shiroijin gossips 'Wyno reminding me of pissed of Macy, very odd, 
frightened now, going to go hide under a big bed bug'

Wynomina gossips 'If anyone, I'm Zerg Kerrigan, Queen Bitch of the 
Universe.'

Elrond rambles 'er, gossip that'

Daikomyo rambles 'Woo! Ytt! a real hillbilly woman.. wanna come be 
the queen of my double-wide trailer? ;)'

Yttrium gossips 'i dont have any brain meant to worry about'

Yttrium gossips 'meat even'

Daikomyo rambles 'fishnet stockings!'

Bullwinkle gossips 'I'm KING OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLDD!' 

Kaevin gossips 'shut up, foul harpy'

Kaevin gossips 'i thought you were talking about.. um.. something 
else'

Sargon gossips 'a water-dwelling mammal gets his name on a popsicle?'

Sargon gossips 'sigh'
  
Sargon gossips 'kids'
 
Sargon gossips 'god love em'

Wynomina gossips 'HAHHAAHHAAHAHAH IT WORKS IT WORKS!!!!!!! ALL SHALL 
PERISH'

You gossip 'KERRIGAN BITCH HAS DONE IT AGAIN!'

Wynomina gossips 'That's QUEEN BITCH to you!'

Daikomyo rambles 'All hail bitch queen of the world, Wynomina.'

Wynomina gossips 'HOW DARE YOU CORRECT ME!'

Kaevin gossips 'ow?'
 
Wynomina gossips '*WRATH*'
  
Daikomyo gossips 'nod. for a know-it-all he's pretty dumb'
 
Kaevin gossips 'hey, fuck you daik :)'

Daikomyo gossips '*pat Wyno* The day when you know what *I'm* 
thinking is the day i make like a lemming'

Daikomyo rambles 'This is a Daik-only-pkill mud'

Daikomyo gossips 'i needed therapy, but didn't receive it.. i turned 
out ok ;)'

Spitzka answers 'THAT is not it, electra complex is where you love 
daredevil, then die and then come back and then die and then come 
back and then die and then come back and have your own comic and it 
dies'

Spitzka gossips 'what the hell you talking about icy?'

Kaevin answers 'with both paws.. its a bitch'

Girlie gossips 'eek I've been whapped'

Kaevin answers '*moan* ooh.. spittie.. wrath me baby...'

Kaevin answers 'HARDER! *grin*'

Spitzka answers 'you really are looking for a wrath'

Kaevin answers '*moan* ooh.. spittie.. wrath me baby...'

You answer 'no i'm not'

Pochy answers 'wrath is fun!!'

Spitzka answers 'dog/cat whatever he is, is looking for a wrath'

You answer 'Begging for a wrath would be down by compareing her to 
someone in bat man as well as your self'
  
Kaevin answers 'HARDER! *grin*'

JadeSaber answers 'How the hell is Harle anyway?  I've missed her. =)'
 
You answer 'Kaevin i sure as hell hope that was a misstell'

Kaevin answers 'slutty, as always ;)'

Kaevin answers 'nope, icey'

JadeSaber answers 'Bah, Kaevin.  =) '

Kaevin answers 'ive never been wrathed by spitzka.. yet'

JadeSaber answers 'I bet I have, haven't I Spittikins? '

You answer 'Well its all getting logged so smeg of beanie baby!'

Collie answers 'don't wish your life away'

Pochy answers 'u gotta work very hard before u can got a wrath from 
spitzka :b'

Kaevin answers 'im TRYing'
 
Collie answers 'he has to get angered to get his fat lazy fingers to 
type out, wrath Kaevin'
 
Spitzka answers 'AND STAY THERE'
 
Kaevin answers 'well this room quickly lost its fun value'

Collie questions 'what room?'

Kaevin answers 'i donno.. had some little blue guy in it'

Sarien gossips 'I like stroking pussies, but I just hate the stuff 
that they spit up every once in a while...'

Hannibal MUSIC: 'admittedly, Britney is a skank...still, I'd do her  
*grin*'

Shiroijin MUSIC: 'Oh same here, but I'm a horny teenager, so it's 
required'

Hannibal MUSIC: 'Or maybe I just want to molest children...but I 
don't think so...*ponder*'

Mattz gossips 'girlie is a grown woman and these jeuvinile 
conversation you bring up only serve to reinforce her disgust for the 
childish behavior you exhibit!'

Girlie gossips 'sarien lusts after cats'

Girlie gossips 'I mean, cats have tiny vaginas'

Girlie gossips 'ok, I get it now. sarien has a toothpick dick. 
therefore likes cats'

Hannibal gossips 'My dog's penis tastes sour...is that normal?'

Sarien gossips 'so did you ever finally convince crash to fist you 
like you wanted, girlie?'

Girlie gossips 'rofl. yeah, they let me watch'

Mattz gossips 'i forgot to thank crash too.. i must remember'

Girlie gossips 'yeah, he hasn't even washed his ahnd yet'

Girlie gossips 'I think he's saving it for sarien to lick'

Sarien gossips 'and tell mattz to kiss my hairy.... pussy. =)'

Mattz gossips 'oh yeah, well i want to be a backstreet boy, and have 
groupie sex!'

Sarien gossips 'can I just have groupie sex with backstreet boys?'

Hannibal gossips 'I wanna be Hanson...they get laid ALL the time!'

Sarien gossips 'man I'm givin them olson twins like a few more years 
before they start their lucrative porn career'

Mattz gossips 'they are becoming hot.. but not ernie and bert hot.. 
porn star hot'

Sarien gossips 'hehe they'll NEVER be farmer's daughter hot'

Sarien gossips 'because we are so hot for how she used to look, she'd 
do us to try and recapture that feeling of being wanted so badly...'

Sarien gossips 'and then we could like say "we did the farmer's 
daughter"'

Sarien froths and foams 'well the man has a thing called a penis'

Sarien froths and foams 'and the woman has a thing called a vagina'

Thundarr MUSIC: 'he can't be dickless. otherwise, where did that 
famous donald duck blow job clip come from?'

Katspaugh gossips 'the ninja skunks are out to get me :('

Katspaugh gossips '.....playing with me!.....toying with me!'

Sarien froths and foams 'oh any time you feel froggy you stunted 
little bastard cumsucking angry useless waste of the semen that 
rattled around inside your mother you just jump.'

Shiroijin froths and foams 'Yes, let's start a land war in asia!'

Sarien froths and foams 'all ground war with china'

Sarien froths and foams 'hrmm Thundarr is apparently the Joker.'

Daikomyo gossips 'Kats, can you give  Toben back his underwear?'

(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * The Deadites have come!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * The Deadites have come!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *


Starfire answers 'yeah yeah yeah its not how big it is it's  how you 
use it. so they tell me'

Elvra answers 'all i know is i walk in on a conversation about length 
and the diference between using one hand or two'

Evilgirl gossips 'i love pappa roach '

You gossip 'Sorrie Wyn'

Kaevin gossips 'do you want korn? i have korn.. so much korn do i 
give'

A Little Deadite gossips '<--- Must kill Kaevin'

Kaevin gossips 'woo hoo.. a weak gale'

Kaevin gossips 'also, im immune to most sudden forms of death.. slay 
of course doesn't apply'

DreamScaper gossips 'I've pked here too many times for me to worry 
about that'

Wynomina gossips 'NOBODY reads my thoughts.'

Kaevin gossips 'MY WORLD IS A CROTCH!'


Gimmer answers 'well first you have to pray to the great god "Gates" 
and sacrifce a macintosh to him...'

Gimmer gossips 'I hate to be the one to tell you this, cuz it 
shouldn't come from a stranger, but you're a freak. '

Psychosis gossips 'jussec i wanna log this. you mind repeating that?'

Kaevin gossips 'someone duct tape her mouth shut'

Psychosis gossips 'best one I ever saw was someone getting tranned to 
1212 with a dozen pacmen.'

Etan gossips 'You lucked out, Kaevin.  I pissed Spitty off once, and 
he suddenly declared a "Wrath Etan" qwest for all online Imms'

Rivia gossips 'i got no channed and 1212 with 2 puff's for calling 
Shimmer a crack whore'

Kaevin gossips 'apparently neuro likes to do that all by hisself'

Floater gossips 'no we're not.  Just honest.'

Epsilon gossips 'hey Vic my first time bowling with the big balls 
with the holes in them I got 4 strikes !'

Quadrat gossips 'Eat me Elrond [AFK]'

Caius gossips 'time for bed. catch all you wonderful people later'

JadeSaber gossips 'Excuse me, I have to go kill my neighbor. '

Dodes answers 'pog?'

Kaevin answers 'priest of god'

Shiroijin gossips 'Shiroi is bored ass shit and looking to get the 
hell outta sunnyvale for a day or two'

(ShadowHawk) QWEST: * Yeah, I liked the penguin. :) *

(Kaevin) QWEST: * and i cant believe noone knows this *

{IC} Toben: 'switches to bitch queen mode'

Cattibrie gossips 'What does it suck, Vic?'

Wynomina gossips 'Then again, I must pose the question... who 
wouldn't be out to get Shiroijin? '

Wynomina gossips '<--- Should really learn when to keep quiet 
sometimes.'

Wynomina gossips 'Hey Crash! Go to quag and type "transfer all"!'

Ganesha rambles 'There may be no I in Team, but without M-E the
re would me no Team'

Wynomina rambles 'Next time someone tells me I'm not a team player :)'

Wynomina rambles 'Heh. There may be no I in team, but without ME, all 
that's left is T and A.'

Crash gossips 'ok ok its true im a big phat cuddle god....uggg\'

Wynomina gossips 'I sense that would signal impending carnage :)'

Rossarian gossips 'actually you know, there's a whole ecology in your 
bedsheets that live off flaked-off pieces of your skin.'

Magnum gossips 'And on that rather humorous note, I think it's time 
for me to go pass out.'

Axle gossips 'Nobody needs the birds and the bees. We got the 
discovery channel for that stuff.'

Rossarian gossips 'you know, actually the birds and bees thing is a 
very obvious sexual metaphor if you think about it'

Rossarian gossips 'You see, being curious about this, I once put a 
bird and a bee in acage together..  a cage with very small gaps 
between the bars'

Rossarian gossips 'The metaphor being, bees are men, birds are women, 
and if you make a bird swell up, you'd best get the hell outta dodge.'

Rossarian gossips 'or maybe that's the moral.'

Wynomina gossips 'We didn't have the Discovery Channel back in my 
day! All we had were snails and neighborhood dogs! It was a confusing 
time for everyone...'

Shiroijin gossips 'Wait... I heard "I think i shall call 
him....Now" "EVIL!!" "Matches must find matches....."'

Wynomina gossips 'I feel a disturbance in the force.'

Collie gossips 'the bunnies belive me'

Shiroijin gossips 'The bunnies believe anything'

A small bunny gossips 'Wynomina IS perfection!'

A small bunny gossips 'Silence infidel canine lest you feel the sting 
of my floofy white tail!'

Rossarian gossips 'don't tell people that, it's a secret.'

Wynomina gossips 'Javascript has annoyed me.'

Thundarr rambles 'i am the very model of a modern major general'

Wynomina gossips 'Calculus is for Preschoolers!'

Starfire gossips 'sheep are the perfered sexual partners for some 
people so Mattz keeps a flock'

Toben gossips 'highlander likes sheep'

Thengel gossips 'There's more than one mIm?'

Wynomina gossips 'No, you have a convince a level 91 to convince an 
IMM to convince an IMP who has to, in turn, convince the Dalai Lama, 
that you are in fact beanie baby'

Daikomyo gossips 'i didn't know the dalai lama mudded here'

Daikomyo gossips 'Hey Wyno, could you talk to Amiga on my behalf? 
Girlie is really MY character..'

Kaevin rambles '*strangle girlie*'

Peregrin gossips 'ACK! IT'S SNOWING IN VIC'S CAR!'

Wynomina gossips 'Girlie doesn't like you!'

Daikomyo gossips 'huggles are legal in most states, don't worry'

Thengel rambles 'nod! its fun to turn noobies into stautes for a tick'

Dodes gossips 'don't touch me vic'

Daikomyo gossips 'Toben has really gotten to Vic'

Graif gossips 'huggles seems to bring up imagines of diapers and 
teddy bears'

Daikomyo gossips 'NO Icesong logs!'

Amatean gossips 'If I ever understand that last sentence, shoot me'

Daikomyo gossips 'you HAVE found religion, Icey'

Daikomyo gossips '*point Amatean*'

Kickstart gossips 'should be a gibberish channel on here'

Amatean gossips 'It's not me, it's an Imm!'

Wynomina gossips 'Polg: I'm Queen Bitch of the Universe Pro Tempre, 
until She Who is Maura should return. '

Daikomyo gossips '9 out of 10 Icesongs agree that teleport is a kewl 
spell'

Mattz gossips 'becareful.. wooden ones have only one thing on their 
mind'

Mattz gossips 'be quiet!'

Someone gossips 'dont make me stuff a tomato up your turbo'

Mattz grAtZes 'that is true.. but daik i couldnt get past 95'

Mattz grAtZes 'i tried vic.. but he was too cuddly, i tried wedge, 
but he gave me fruits, i tried girlie, but Crash assissted so i could 
never finish her off.. so i was stuck killing Wyno, and you know how 
bad that xp is :('

Daikomyo grAtZes 'Are you saying Wyno is a bad experience?'

Mattz gossips 'whenever i see a real person die im startled cause i 
think to myself "wait i didnt gecho that"'

Mattz gossips 'i like watching little boys naked..'

Daikomyo gossips 'Wiznet Icey.. they know everything (almost) :('

Teddybear gossips 'here monkey monkey monkey!'

Noan shouts 'monkey, come back'

A little monkey shouts 'BASTARD!!!  I will become Meta-Monkey(tm) 
(Note, Meta-Monkey may not ACTUALLY become a monkey)'

Collie gossips 'Wyldyth's wierd that way.....'

Hannibal gossips 'sorry...mischann'

Teddybear gossips 'see that teleport is going to kill ya'

Obsidian answers 'Icy loves that spell waaaaaaay too much'

Shiroijin gossips 'Yah, imms hate me'

Mandy gossips 'make sure you spank them before you waste them. :)'

Wyldyth gossips 'i think about 75% of this mud is still bad fer ya, 
icey'

Starshadow gossips 'mischan'

Obsidian gossips 'Hope you find your way out Icy :)'

Obsidian gossips 'hehehehehehe'

Starshadow gossips 'it was created just for you Icey'

Wynomina gossips 'Heh, Icey's lost'

Ganesha rambles 'and death by flying elk, eek'

Ganesha rambles 'and alcohol was NOT a factor an any of these 
incidents'

Kaevin rambles 'yah, so many drunk flying elk running around *guffaw*'

Teddybear gossips 'the day is never over unless i die like 10 times'

Collie gossips 'should have used a fridge, like we did for Daikomyo's 
brain!....its being formented in a jar of pickle brime, for futer 
prosperities, to point and laugh at...'

Daikomyo grAtZes 'not like sex is it? when it's bad, it IS really 
bad :('

Someone grAtZes 'Daik had sex?'

Daikomyo gossips 'hrm.. Quali, are you one of those ppl who sells 
kids in seedy little bars in dark corners of the US?'

Vic gossips 'cool, Wonder Twin Powers Activate!!!!!!!'

Kickstart gossips 'smite his ass :)'

Wynomina gossips 'HAHAAHAHAHA YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!'

Daikomyo rambles 'yeah, but yer too busy filling up your pants ;)'

Vic gossips 'I never trust icesong'

Daikomyo gossips 'if it is, we kill her again ;)'

Daikomyo gossips 'My hands are usually too busy elsewhere :('

Daikomyo gossips 'more voices in yer head, Icey? *comf*'

Daikomyo gossips 'nod.. mudding 24-7 for many days hones the typing 
skills :)'

Daikomyo gossips '*comf Vic* Don't worry, i like you man ;)'

Magnum gossips 'Daik surely doesn't have his mind on his work.'

Starwolf gossips 'if i'm getting laid, must be one HELL of a lousy 
lover'

Daikomyo gossips 'i'm ambidickstrous'

Wyldyth gossips 'about how many of these quotes you have?'

Daikomyo rambles 'it's amazing ppl just instinctively don't trust 
me :)'

Starwolf gossips 'shove it daik'

Psychosis gossips 'you didn't mean that literally i hope'

Madcap gossips 'I was on Survivor, and all I got was this stupid 
Million Dollars.'

Soapbox gossips 'I have a secret to tell... from my electrical well.. 
its a secret message and Im leaving out the whistles and bells'

ShapeShifter gossips 'it used to be a whole lot of fun to gecho *** 
System message incoming from god@world.com - Please log off within 
the next 5 minutes.  The internet is going down for routine system 
updates ***'

Daikomyo gossips 'look at all that tongue action i got'

Kaevin answers 'i wish chicks dug losers like me'

Starfire gossips 'if you would stop sucking they would go away mattz'

Starshadow gossips 'thats ok, i see boobies everywhere too'

Starshadow gossips 'mentally? i'm a rather horny 2 yr old'

Dodes grAtZes 'your moving up in the world icesong'

Daikomyo gossips 'keep those logs Icey.. some day, ppl are going to 
want to put everything i have ever said into a book and found a 
religion out of it'

Kaevin gossips 'i swear, im turning into kats'

Kickstart shouts 'MEDITATE IS FOR PANSIES.'

Daikomyo auctions 'boots of shadow, chaos shield, and a kiss from an 
elf maiden next time Amatean sex-changes me ;)'

Kaevin gossips 'ooh, i wish to also announce that im becoming a 
disciple of katspaugh'

Collie gossips 'I'm jokeing ya daffy k-nig-et'

Vic gossips '*orgasm*'

(Shadowalker) QWEST: * i'm a NERD not a geek *

Daikomyo gossips 'Icesong gossips 'What are you babbling about?''

Shiroijin gossips 'I respectfully decline your invitation to join 
your hollucination'

Magnum gossips 'Spank the chimp, fuck the gimp, and praise the imp!'

Kickstart gossips 'Pimp the chimp, Mattz is limp'

Daikomyo gossips 'why you think i've remained celibate the last 
*cough cough Mutters an amount of time*'

Rossarian gossips 'shut your word hole, bitch.'

Mattz gossips 'in conclusion.. highschool is a time to 1)make wagers 
with your teachers 2)cheat to excell and 3)eat pizza'

Shiroijin grAtZes 'Yay!  I'm Macy's BESTEST FRIEND!'

Daikomyo grAtZes 'Screw the "friend" crap, you know what you REALLY 
want ;)'

Daikomyo grAtZes 'Shiro.. I hope you realize the depths you have 
sunken to with using the "it's a privilege just to know her" line'

Rossarian gossips 'must.. preserve.. clique..'

Daikomyo gossips 'I like you guys, you make me feel like mother 
theresa '

Fregar gossips 'how do oyu turn ansi on?'

Shiroijin gossips 'color'

Rossarian gossips 'type ansi, but you have to do it 37 times. 
exactly.'

Rossarian gossips 'Shiro's a chick?'

Shiroijin gossips 'Yup'

Shiroijin gossips 'call me "Mistress Nightshade"'

Shiroijin gossips 'Con is for the weak!'

Rossarian gossips 'I'm bi?'

Rossarian gossips '(what the hell)'

Someone gossips 'no no divide by zero. computers like that better'

Shiroijin gossips 'Is it ALWAYS illegal to kill someone for being 
better then you??'

Shiroijin gossips 'Im' Lysdexic'

Daikomyo gossips 'nod. I understand :) I don't think they should 
allow botting either :)'

Stiles gossips 'NT 3.51: The POP3 server operation failed because of 
the following error: The operation completed successfully'

Stiles jests 'Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. '

Stiles jests 'Meddle not in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle 
and will piss on your computer. '

Stiles jests 'There are three ways to get something done: do it 
yourself, employ someone or forbid your children to do it. '

Kaevin gossips 'yah, i float like rock :('

Kaevin MUSIC: 'and my balls hurt'

Shadowalker gossips 'kinda satisfying in its own way'

Daikomyo rambles 'i feel dirty'

Vandros gossips 'cats don't stink unless they roll in dead things.'

Shadowalker gossips 'thats ok, you're young. you'll make more'

Shadowalker gossips 'he talks and its TMI'

Vandros rambles 'cat spit in wine glass= drunk cat = amusing night.'

Girlie gossips 'thank god slowest isn't here or we'd have say hello 
hello'

Girlie gossips 'I like to teach crash. *wink*'

Kaevin froths and foams 'SAMUEL IS A MASTER OF ASS!'

Katspaugh gossips 'TEASE!'

Madcap gossips 'Being hopped up on crack/cocaine didnt hurt'

Katspaugh gossips 'mono a mono!...me and the bone devil! *fisticuffs 
fly*'

Katspaugh gossips '*crys for momma!!!*'

Katspaugh gossips 'as long as I don't flee into the Quag, I'll be 
smileing.....eventually'

Katspaugh gossips 'I'm FREE!'

Daikomyo rambles 'AND WOOO!!! I got more action than I've had in 
years today!!!  The assistant at the chiropractor's office had my 
shorts down putting electrodes on my ass!!!'

Daikomyo gossips 'Starfire launders money for the mob!'

You look around and see:
1 North: the matron mother
1 East : The guardian vampire
1 South: the red dragon
1 West : Ares
1 Up   : the ugly, wicked witch

Dodes gossips 'sexual favors?'

JadeSaber gossips 'oh come on, even I can get out of underdark...and 
I'm a moron. '

Daikomyo gossips 'err, i mean... '

Daikomyo rambles 'and it says in the manual "everyone should have 
it!"  so i must be cool ;)'

JadeSaber rambles 'well...you COULD come to that conclusion, I 
suppose'

Izus rambles '*gasp* you got out of your chair?'

Daikomyo rambles 'but i did put both hands back on the keyboard! ;) 
*snicker*'

Whitney gossips 'so you dont want me no more daik? lol'

JadeSaber rambles 'MY mischan...MINE'

Daikomyo gossips 'any quotes i may or may not have said referring to 
a woman and electrodes and my ass'

Daikomyo gossips 'i can't think of any wiser source of wisdom icey, 
go for it ;)'

Daikomyo gossips 'JadeSaber gossips 'Yes, I like Daikomyo for 
breakfast, lunch and supper!''

JadeSaber gossips 'and lets hope my computer doesn't freeze'

JadeSaber gossips 'that's so true.  '

JadeSaber shouts 'moves the interrogating spotlight closer to Whitney'

JadeSaber gossips 'OKay, Icey, you are my new hero'

Dodes gossips 'well i can't do that, but i can give you my undying 
love'

SiIver gossips 'hmmm, Thengel will love to accept that :D'

Vic gossips '*panics and checks his balls*'

Shiroijin gossips 'it's in my psyche, I have to do things that get me 
hurt'

Daikomyo gossips '*blush* why thanks, shiro'

Lergin gossips 'not being able to read would definately hold a mudder 
back'

Daikomyo gossips 'it wouldn't count if you did!!! ;)'

Daikomyo gossips 'you guys have it eay'

(Daikomyo) QWEST: * Kalana's trying to get to third base? *

Thengel gossips 'Daik is too dumm to have secrets!'

(Daikomyo) QWEST: * altho! the chick who stuck electrodes on my ass 
today was a cute young thing!!! Woo! *

(Daikomyo) QWEST: * STOP LOGGING ICEY! *

Daikomyo answers 'Although Thengel is a wussy and I can beat him up!'

Izus gossips 'drat..I need to lear how to read.'

Silver gossips 'or G for icesong is good-for-a-laugh'

Thengel gossips 'What's Crash's type G for? Good in bed?'

Girlie gossips 'all details of our bed/floor/table/couch etc life are 
secret!'

Daikomyo gossips 'Would you and Crash hurry up and have a daughter.. 
I need a date! ;)'

Girlie gossips 'its a conspiracy!'

Girlie gossips 'wake up icey'

Thengel gossips 'Have fun making babies anywyas, Girlie!'

Thengel gossips 'Gimme head, Daik!'

Daikomyo gossips 'oooOOOooo  get me off too?'

Girlie gossips 'wow, someone WANTS daik to give them head?'

Kickstart rambles 'I'm going to be very cross with Wynomina.'

Thengel gossips 'and I bot my talking too!'

Thengel gossips 'I was never a real player! I was born a bot!'

Daikomyo gossips 'GOOD ICESONG! Log thengel much! ;)'

Daikomyo gossips 'don't use Unix!!  Bill Gates' children will go 
hungry!'

Kickstart gossips 'I'll keep her in Slurpees and Kraft Dinner 
forever!'

Thengel gossips 'Eppie is really Daik in disguise!'

Daikomyo gossips 'i killed Epsilon!'

Thengel gossips 'Just like I'm Wyno ;)'

Stiles gossips 'no, daik is wyno'

TheShadow rambles 'do you live in an area where they all smoke crack 
heavily?'

Kaevin gossips 'and, back afk.. the matrix has me'

Dodes gossips 'thats why i allways sex change them'

Starfire gossips 'ok, take window cd. light blow torch. apply'

Daikomyo rambles 'My ass is sore, and there's a smile on Bill Gates' face!'

Kaevin gossips ''Come closer, that my hamster may have a better look 
at you!''

Girlie tells you 'The operation was a success, I am finally free!' 

Legato tells you 'I've been having these feelings, and thinking about 
you alot.. come to my room?' 

Daikomyo answers 'i love you Kalana, have i told you lately? ;)'

Girlie gossips 'I still think the concept of caffeinated water is 
silly'

Daikomyo answers 'Canopoly Money!'

Daikomyo gossips '*eye Girlie and Thengel*'

### Sadly, Daikomyo has been killed. Too bad he wasn't the brain. 

Someone forces you to 'shout I only love Girlie!'.

Ganesha gossips 'We who are about to see your die, salute you.'

Silver questions 'hmmmm, do anyone of you want to have your own room 
in madrom?'

Stiles gossips 'OOoh, My VisIOn is BluRring....'

Stiles gossips '*brain is fried because of caffie*'

Stiles gossips 'I've survived 1 gram today :)'

Shiroijin gossips 'really?'

Thengel gossips 'do some drugs instead and then he'll see that 
mudding isn't so bad!'

Shiroijin gossips 'Rohypnol'

Kalana gossips 'Off like a thingamajig I go! Ciao Therans! -wave-'

Starfire gossips 'keep noding like that and your head might fall off'

Izus gossips 'heh....I like shorter women accually.'

JadeSaber gossips '*wistles at Eppie*'

Mattz gossips 'you have brought more attention to making lvl 91, then 
all other 91's combined'

JadeSaber gossips 'anyone else for a spellup?  my spellups are world 
renound!  EVERYONE wants one!'

Thundarr gossips 'i may be skinny, but i have enough hair to make up 
for it :)'

Mattz gossips 'anyway all my grouping partners immed, so i decided to 
imm'

Mattz gossips 'put an e in front of words and it makes money! 
egiggle!'

Thundarr gossips 'hrm. well i'm afraid jadie can't imm then, obsi 
must stay a mort.'

Mattz gossips 'my goal is to kill mortals.. one by one.. 
each "accidental"'

Mattz gossips 'the oldest memory i have of madrom is being level 4, 
going to the weaponseller, finding a tumb tumbler and trying to weild 
it..it said it was lvl 23, and i thought i found the greatest weapon 
ever, and kept trying to auction it'

Obsidian gossips 'Nah the greatest weapon ever is the wet noodle'

Obsidian gossips 'Once I got that I figured I could rule the mud ;)'

Thengel gossips 'you empowered the naff! You endangered us all, 
Mattz!'

Mattz gossips 'i remember when thengel was lvl 1, and when he started 
i kept killing him and saying "We dont want your kind".. but he 
persisted.. bastard!'

Kickstart gossips 'now if we could put out a "Girls of MadROM" 
calendar...'

Starfire gossips 'my space bar is looking at me'

JadeSaber gossips 'Hey, I never pretended to have a social life.  '

JadeSaber gossips 'Yeah, it's written in the bible that the geek 
shall inherit the earth......oh, wait...'

Amatean gossips 'Yeah, that'd be the undersexed male, also known as 
the married man ;)'

Daikomyo answers 'Yuo don't have the balls to mess w/ me in the nice 
normal way that most stoopid imms would!'

Daikomyo gossips 'if you spank her, yer gonna have to clean up the 
mess!'

Soapbox answers 'You are my Bitch Ass daik.. dont get jealous.'

Shadowalker gossips 'die DAIK!'

Daikomyo answers 'damn imms'

Shadowalker grAtZes 'large amounts of copper wire and flame on SMALL 
body parts'

Daikomyo rambles 'i am innocent.'

Daikomyo rambles 'anyway, what makes you think she's not the one 
molesting ME?'

Stiles gossips 'www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/caffeine.html ?'

Teddybear gossips 'has he been having sex with cows again?'

Stiles gossips 'He deletes after every sexual act'

Mattz gossips 'stiles the odds of me actualling owning a website are 
as possible as ozymandias being able to read'

Kalana gossips 'Drive By Tango!!'

Teddybear gossips 'i always wondered what it would be like to be a 
girl now i am goig in a corner to molest my self'

Thundarr gossips 'i'm afraid because i understood it'

Shadowalker gossips 'the scary thing is, i understood Iceys'

Thundarr gossips 'the guardians of the internet hate you'

Evilgirl gossips 'daik get back in the room'

Daikomyo gossips 'Sushi is JUST like oral sex, but with rice'

Shadowalker gossips 'theres something i never expected to hear. Daik 
missing me?'

Thengel gossips 'Daik was raped by ducks?'

Daikomyo rambles 'No duckies have been squeaked in the making of this 
film!'

Belgarion gossips 'daik got duck-fucked?'

Vic gossips 'you need to find some nice bisexual girls :)'

Kaevin gossips 'hey, sorry vic, but i dont have penis envy and dont 
need a car to compensate'

Kaevin gossips 'okay, vannie, you asked for it ;)'

Daikomyo gossips '*sniff* Kaevin, you're the first person who has 
EVER told me to go procreate.. I luv you man.. *hug*'

Kaevin gossips '*hug daik*'

Vic gossips 'I say this for the record, "I'm not related to daik in 
any way shape or form"'

Vandros grAtZes 'why do I get this odd feeling about daik being in 
the room when I drink lemonade?'

Protagonist rambles 'what u doing in vandros' ass'

Kaevin gossips 'i thought you WERE what daik did'

Kaevin gossips 'keep yer sick fantasies to yourself ;)'

Lergin gossips 'i run an asian semi-porn site  :-P'

Daikomyo gossips 'ouch, who fucked me?'

Kaevin gossips 'your kaevin does UNSPEAKABLE things to Shiroijin's 
head!'

Shiroijin gossips '*buries head in hands* I'm a failure'

Shiroijin gossips 'I'll stain his armor with my blood!'

Toben MUSIC: 'STOP SCREWING WITH MY HEAD!!!!!!'

Daikomyo gossips 'Katspaugh tells you 'Man, this is so cool, I 
couldn't believe how dreamy Toben was!!! He likes me too!! :)''

Katspaugh gossips 'words and songs will never hurt me, but fuck! 
sticks can kill!'

Katspaugh gossips 'tell Daik don't worry, I still wuv you buddy, same 
time saturday?'

The Grand Mistress gossips 'Icesong, it is time i reveal to you that 
*I* am your real mommie, not that cheap imitation bitch who's leg 
you've been attaching to..'

Icesong gossips 'Uncie Wyn's my mommie?'

Daikomyo gossips 'you Math as good as you spell!'

Starfire gossips 'STOP THAT! PUT THAT DOWN!! *wacks at the little 
green men*'

Starfire gossips 'dead subject. *glares at the dwarvens trying to 
excevate her floor*'

Obsidian gossips 'Let Rossi get plastered and video tape it for the 
next "Most Embarrasing Moments of MadRom"'

Thundarr gossips 'ack, icesong is running a 1337 site!'

Thundarr gossips 'i dont want to HEAR about your log!'

Thundarr gossips 'considering you are supposed to be a GIRL'

Thundarr gossips 'weird ass trippy kewl stuff?'

JadeSaber gossips '<-- amazingly still able to type'

### JadeSaber just made a level!.

Thundarr gossips 'actually she had sex with the queen of england and 
the pope at the same time, THEN licked them'

Dodes gossips 'the queen can suck my huge hairy ass'

Thundarr gossips 'in other words, toben is looking for some beef down 
under?'

Toben gossips 'so do i, but sometimes a hand is your own best friend'

Dodes answers 'im allyours'

Dodes gossips 'why does that make me think of Toben?'

Toben gossips '*keeps licking that pure aussie meat, aka dodes*'

Vic gossips 'you are sexy yourself'

Dodes gossips '*drool* mountain dew'

Vic gossips 'woo what did I say?'

Kaevin gossips 'just suck vic off and gecho away!'

Vic gossips 'I suck'

Kaevin gossips 'i suck too' 

Kaevin gossips 'some kats climb curtains... i just clean em *grin*'

Obsidian shouts 'Im a battered pet!'

Obsidian shouts 'Maltreated and abused!'

Obsidian gossips 'It sucked you dry!'

Fnord gossips 'sun=sleepy'

JadeSaber gossips 'Simpsons rules. I'm a god because I can do that. '

Thundarr gossips 'orgasmo is about a mormon porn star!'

Madcap gossips '"My Mom Is the Sexiest Clown in the Circus"'

Katspaugh gossips 'do what Daik did....sleep your way through it'

Fnord rambles 'And one last one : Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.'

Katspaugh gossips 'ya know, I don't have to stay here, and take this 
jiv!...I can go anywere and get it!'

Daikomyo rambles 'Wooo! Deep in the Dirty Gaping Hole!  where the 
hell did i misgate to this time?'

Someone rambles 'Daik clogged the toilet again! EVAC! EVAC!'

Obsidian gossips 'noooo! Now she will be lost even more often'

Obsidian gossips 'So thats where they went? Its your fault Im 
pregnant!!!'

Daikomyo gossips 'Don't be gettin that glow-in-the-dark condom out 
near ME, vandros!'

Kaevin gossips 'thistle has fleas?'

JadeSaber rambles 'see, now your mind is just in the gutter. '

Mim answers 'I never exagerate bald faced lies'

Kaevin rambles 'The charm looks to be a mummified part of a body. It 
is about 3 inches long, and... NO it could not be....'

Toben gossips '*fudge dips the hobbit queen*'

Shadowalker gossips 'no combat, no kill, no level'

Mim gossips 'Who's bed?'

JadeSaber gossips 'um people?  this is your captain 
speaking....Um....light 'em up, cuz we're goin down...'

Mim gossips 'Let Thengel sort them out!'

Mim gossips 'dios mios, mort de mim, etc etc'

Vic gossips 'I was busy waking up the neighborhood a few minutes ago'

Kaevin gossips 'shoot someone for keying your car, its only murder 2'

Vic gossips 'showers do wonders for keyboards'

Mim gossips 'Denial is the first stage of addiction'

Rossarian gossips 'I thought jabbing the needle of heroin into your 
artery wsa the first step'

Rossarian gossips 'Careful... ActiveBillGatesDeathThreat might pick 
that up and void your licence.'

Vic gossips '*gives Icey some caffie*'

Rossarian gossips 'She puts those teenage vietnamese hookers to 
shame!'

Rossarian gossips 'will you stop stealing my words Mim! argh!'

Vic gossips 'we all follow mim'

Rossarian gossips 'That makes me feel all tingly.  And not just 
because of the crack.'

Kaevin gossips 'vic has big hands that know you're the one'

Mim gossips 'Old isn't always a good thing'

Daikomyo gossips 'i lov--err, i mean i hate skanky hoes'

Daikomyo gossips 'i am dead'

Kickstart gossips 'Let the baby play with cyanide, eh Shiro?'

Shiroijin gossips 'Now I'm left all nude-like in the wasteland of 
existence'

Kickstart gossips 'Poor Icey...SC is such a meanie :)'

Shiroijin gossips 'wait, how is this my fault?'

Kickstart rambles 'SHEEP!'

Daikomyo rambles 'baaah'

Shiroijin gossips 'Icey broke my shield of humor and now I am nude 
and unprotected in the icey wasteland of existence'

Kickstart rambles 'you'll be MY hero *smooch*'

Daikomyo gossips 'oops'

Shiroijin gossips 'Why Couldn't I have a cool name like Tre Cool or 
Aimen Trouble'

Kaevin gossips 'shiroi is in a band called the dim bulbs, give him 
head'

Vic gossips 'poor icesong, always molested'

Daikomyo gossips '*tsk self*'

Icesong MUSIC: 'Every pot you make/ every leaf you rake/ every 
herring you bake/ I'll be logging you....'

Daikomyo rambles 'Righty or Lefty? *duck Vandros*'

Daikomyo rambles 'Misgate to quag or bust!'

Daikomyo rambles 'Still, I want no part of something contagious that 
Neuro had ;)'

Kaevin rambles 'what am i moving into, some sort of vampiric housing complex?!?'

Kaevin gossips '*makes sweet love to obsi*'

Kaevin gossips 'master of rock ass!'

Obsidian rambles 'Actually she bribes woodcutters with psychadelic 
pictures that remind them of the 60's or at least what they can 
remember of the 60's'

Obsidian gossips 'Well *sniff* Find then cause you gots on your knees'

JadeSaber gossips 'I'll be accepting applications to BE my far off 
future sweetheart at my office.....just kidding'

Kaevin gossips 'is it just me or does this mud seem like a marx 
brother film right now?'

Stiles gossips 'I have no soul, it was burned by monitor radiation'

Stiles gossips '*throws Bill Gates at kaevin*'

Kaevin gossips '*leaps into jadie's arms*'

Stiles gossips '*smites symbol while charmed by the microsoft 
vampire*'

Stiles gossips '*safely catches penguin and stores in the overhead 
compartment*'

Stiles gossips '*sticks a linux fish bumper sticker on kaevin*'

Stiles gossips 'goodness sucks, burn, mutt! *kicks table some more*'

Daikomyo questions 'Izus Get your ass over here and enchant this 
dagger! ;)'

Shiroijin gossips 'Accordinh yo Sailor Mercury, if you don't build 
your machines with love, they will turn on you and destroy you'

Vandros answers 'err DIRTY!'

Belgarion questions 'Can I borrow you and your shackles for a while, 
Jdae?'

Vandros gossips 'STOP TRYING TO KILL ME DAIK!'

### Sadly, Kaja was killed by the Quagmire.

Daikomyo grAtZes 'I helped Quag and all I got was 22xp and no T-
shirt :P'

Shiroijin gossips 'Oh, wait, that might be considered PK'

SilverNight says 'don't you know his relationship with Floater?'

SilverNight says 'eppie is gay, don't you know that?'

Shiroijin gossips '*snaps fingers* lets get with the program here!'

Shiroijin gossips 'or was it proffesor plum, in the study, with the 
candlestick?'

Shiroijin gossips 'dream dictionaries.. rpgs... happy noodle boy 
quote generator... d&d; dice rolling shite...'

Kickstart gossips 'Like's sheep just a liiiittle too much'

JadeSaber gossips 'denizan? sheep?  I thought that was highlander '

Daikomyo gossips 'i've never stalked a woman that didn't want me 
to ;) they love it!'

JadeSaber gossips 'yeah, and there's some rumor about me running some 
sort of "lady of the night" service. I mean COME ON?  I'm pure as the 
driven snow....'

JadeSaber gossips 'like I'd let any of YOU in my brothel......erg, I 
mean....'

JadeSaber gossips 'LIES I TELL YOU'

Kickstart gossips 'men never lie...they just live in an alternate 
reality...kinda like the mud actually.'

JadeSaber answers 'no, but you will have to sign a waiver when you 
get to heaven not to play with the "normal" kids'

Toben gossips '*fudge dips the hobbit queen again and again until she 
tells where the gold is*'

Toben gossips '*keeps fudge dipping the hobbit queen mother until she 
reveals the location of the cookies*'

Vandros gossips 'I SUCK! ;)'

Kaevin gossips 'me too'

Daikomyo gossips 'Kats! You ass! ;)'

Soapbox rambles 'Mim for Jesus.'

Kaevin gossips 'PITY ME, FOR MY COLOR!!!!'

Katspaugh gossips 'Spitzka's the biggest crack head around, so stuff 
it, and shut up!'

Kaevin gossips 'caffie is a drug'

Collie gossips 'Icesong is incorrectable, not even prison fixed that 
vixion'

Katspaugh gossips 'I'm pretending to be a hip, whiteboy, trapped in a 
gehtto....'

Obsidian gossips 'I used to want to be a ghetto slut but it turns out 
Im not ghetto enough so all I can be is a gutter slut / crakc whore :
('

Someone gossips 'I aspired to be a ghetto whore, but unfortunately 
dropped out of ghetto whore school and because a computer programmer'

Mattz gossips 'no i save money, i give crack to the poor'

Shiroijin gossips 'In california a Straight White Male who doesn't do 
any illegal substance and virginal IS a minority!'

Mattz gossips 'silk boxers are like crack!'

Kaevin gossips 'behold the amazing poontang *hypnotize shiroi*'

Vic gossips 'it cannot be resisted unless it stinks or you are Toben'

Obsidian gossips 'Im not a Daik.. I just play one on TV'

Dodes gossips 'sydney blows eppie'

Daik questions 'where o where is Amiga when you need him? ;)'

Daik gossips 'here Kats, i can seal.. Arrr Arrr Arrr  *claps hands 
together like flippers*'

Katspaugh gossips 'your a smartypants Loy......can I talk you out of 
them ? ;)'

Someone gossips 'funeral?....I want to be put into a moon orbit of 
earth ;) so in like 2056, all the young punks, with thier hotrod, 
starcrusier's are going to have to look, at my ugly, per-grinning  
corpse, as the fly past ;)'

### Sadly, Collie has been killed by Quagmire. 

Collie gossips '....beastiality anyone?'

Obsidian gossips 'Us Nights are just sighted for abuse'

JadeSaber gossips '*rofl* you guys are encourageable. '

Rossarian gossips 'incorrigable is the one you want.  But please, 
encourage us. :)'

JadeSaber gossips 'oh.  directions.  Um...*coughs* * tries to put her 
hand over the 'xplor' in her title...*'

Shiroijin gossips 'apparently my sentances are grammatically correct, 
but in such a way as to make me sound crazy'

Shiroijin gossips 'but I don't need to'

Praxis gossips '*sleepie gerbil dance of delerium*  *waves goodbye to 
all the mudders* *winks out of mudality*'

Rossarian answers 'not to imply anything about Icesong, the beautiful 
swan princess.'

Rossarian answers 'I paid the transvestite a 50 to do so.'

Shiroijin answers 'Wow, your more deluded then me'

Shiroijin answers 'Damnit ross, stop trying to massage my lower 
sections!'

Rossarian answers 'That would be tricky, given that it's up YOUR ass 
right now, massaging your swollen prostate. :)'

Mim gossips 'on the eighth day G*o*D decided earth was ready for cows'

JadeSaber gossips 'Spitzka, can I come offer my nubile body at your 
temple? '

Floater gossips 'well, jadie says imms get discounts...'

JadeSaber gossips 'see, you can never just do ONE table dance around 
here. '

Shadowalker gossips 'whats this about scoring with icey?'

Rossarian gossips 'you know, I'll probably get yelled at for this, 
but I seriously have a sudden urge to see how hamster tastes, fried 
or BBQ'd.'

Wynomina shouts 'I declare that Icesong can steal whatever she wants 
from you.'

Wynomina gossips 'Either you're the ultimate and final vessel of 
Typhon, who shall use you to wreak his final vengence upon Thera 
until nothing is left standing, or you're the instant winner of a 
coke float at the Carnival.'

Dodes gossips 'and no just for the record im not spitz'

Wynomina gossips 'Did you know if you call his name three times, you 
have a 5% chance of getting a free pizza delivered to your computer? '

Toben gossips 'ACK!!!!!!! that is just freaky!'

Wynomina gossips 'How does one hold the wind in one's hand? I am glad 
you asked this question. The answer: Wind Magnets.'

Toben gossips 'hey i have the hips for that outfit'

Wynomina gossips 'No, not Q'

Toben gossips 'he was cute,annoying but you can always gag someone 
before you tie them to the bed and do then deep and hard'

Dodes rambles 'jade the day you hero is the day i eat my hat'

Starfire rambles 'i wish to be there b4 Shiroijin is old enough to 
drink. i do NOT wanna see him drunk'

Spitzka gossips 'umm WHAT?

Starfire gossips 'men? freaks? what a NOVEL idea!'

JadeSaber gossips 'WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? I've got 6th graders 
dressed like 18 year old whores, 7th graders joking about blow 
jobs....*sigh* '

Izus grAtZes 'whooowhooo....10/10 5 pract. don't tell daik ;)'

Daik gossips 'now that's excitement'

Vandros gossips 'okay..that sucked.'

Shiroijin gossips 'you know, that 200 extra mana I got from new eq 
really helps'

Someone gossips 'careful, TheShadow might ass rape ya Kaev ;)'

Someone gossips 'Scottish goth? "Come 'ere', lassie, I'l be drinkin' 
yer blud along wi' me whiskey then."'

Kickstart gossips 'we was just thinking of you Daik...someone 
mentioned percussive persuasion'

Someone gossips 'I figured death would pretty much walk openly.'

Kaevin gossips 'he's a master of ass'

Toben gossips 'THE TROUSERS OF TIME!! are you a left leg or right leg 
first ?'

Kaevin rambles 'i dont have charm :(

Kaevin gossips 'help help! im being oppressed!'

(Kaevin) QWEST: * MY WORLD IS A CROTCH *
 
Mattz says 'we also sacrafice the virgin icesongs at the altar'

Please act like you are atleast 12.  Thank You.  -Management- 

Shiroijin gossips 'Wesly was hotter, but enigo was cooler'

Mattz gossips 'i dont like those dirty americans.. its Canada, Canada, Canada for me!'

Mattz says 'soon i shall take over the world'

Evilgirl gossips 'well then i will ball her later all'

Toben gossips 'i need to get laid, i'm accident prone if i don't get 
it regularly'

Daikomyo gossips 'That's terrible.. I want a woman who cooks cleans 
washes irons picks up my clothes fetches me beer doesn't complain 
about anything'

Reighne gossips 'he not geekly he british he a hottie automatically'

Reighne gossips 'anyone who can speak witha proper english accent is 
a find'

Ghostmane MUSIC: 'uncie duckie, you're the one'

Ghostmane MUSIC: 'you make bathtime so much fun'

Daikomyo answers 'bots are filthy!'

WoodLord is DEAD!! R.I.P.
You receive 2478 experience points.
You raise a level!!  Your gain is: 9/165 hp, 5/225 m, 6/232 mv 3/8 prac.
WoodLord's still beating heart is torn from his chest!
You get 626 gold coins from corpse of WoodLord.
The Gods give you 186 gold coins for your sacrifice.

Lord Galwyn is DEAD!! R.I.P.
You receive 4 experience points.
You get the Girdle of Faith from corpse of Lord Galwyn.
You get a set of Holy Armplates from corpse of Lord Galwyn.
The Gods give you 190 gold coins for your sacrifice.
You split 190 gold coins.  Your share is 95 gold coins.

Daikomyo gossips 'tell girlie i usually don't ask for stuff, but I 
need a Shimmer doll, cuz i promised one to Icesong and told her i had 
a lvl 20 one and when she finds out i lied to her, boy is she gonna 
be pissed'

Magnum gossips 'Hello Icey.  Free cigar to you this evening for being 
the first to notice ;)'

JadeSaber gossips '*tsk vic* encouraging the young girl to get out of 
her clothes'

Daikomyo rambles 'You could have unzipped my pants in less time!'

Daikomyo gossips 'ok Ozy, how about advancing me 10 levels and 
setting all my spells to 100 to save me the bot time? ;)'

### JadeSaber just made a level!.

Izus gossips 'attention all bots....you do NOT need to type meditate 
for meditation skill to go up!'

Daikomyo rambles 'Sorry Thengel, I'm cheating on you'

Thengel licks Daikomyo.

Madcap gossips 'And the IceSong of Mirth and Legend.'

Vandros rambles 'You see yourself selling dope disguised as a nun!'

Ghostmane gossips 'toben... the digital pimp, hard at work =]'

Izus gossips 'I think Wyno did.'

Dodes rambles 'no keep your pants on please for the love of god not 
again.'

Vic gossips 'Daik likes getting raped'

JadeSaber gossips 'Spitzka, have I told you lately that I love yo?'

Daikomyo says 'i'm mudsexxing your link dead body to death ;)'

JadeSaber gossips 'NO...thou shalt have no other muds before me'

JadeSaber gossips 'well yes, we know, but Icey's kinda odd.  so we 
humor her.  =)'

Daikomyo gossips 'I'll call you anything you want, just wear those 
black stockings of yours for me ;)'

Kalana gossips 'You have to return them sillyhead. You borrowed them 
for yourself a few days ago.'

JadeSaber rambles 'it could be a big conspiracy'

Kickstart rambles 'I just steal womens panties :)'

JadeSaber rambles 'consequently, I'll be erasing that from my memory'

### Sadly, Chamelion was killed by Cancer.

### Sadly, Mickel was killed by The Evil Gremlin.

Whitney gossips 'dunno.. i guess everyones name is steve now a days'

Wyldyth gossips 'and you like to do kinky stuff wit yer new 
bunkbedmate! admit it! Evil!!'

Toben gossips 'hi ho, hi ho, its off to work i go. YO! BITCH, THIS IS 
MY CORNER!'

JadeSaber rambles 'ha ha ha . I've been hunting snipes since before 
you were born, Kaevin.  ;-)'

Vandros rambles 'Snipes are a small bird...they DO exist.'

JadeSaber gossips 'car maintenence, uncloging toilets, sex. '

Wynomina slays Daik in cold blood!

Belgarion gossips 'a cold wind will do it too....thats why i don't 
wear silk shirts in the winter anymore'

Amatean gossips 'All the fish'

Madcap gossips 'Gee, I'd sooner have sex with paper bags than I would 
men.'

Izus gossips 'don't you have a blow up doll to inflate Krondor?'

Toben gossips 'straight men who dont' want gay men looking at them 
yet jacoff or aim the cam at their crotches....hmmmmmm i wonder about 
tose ones'

Daik gossips 'nod! Leave it to Kalana to distract everyone 
participating in a good discussion to flirt with her!'

### You sprained your ankle when you kicked the smurf.

Madcap gossips 'And I'm also not on Heroin - Just because I'm 94 lbs 
and have puncture marks on my veins means nothing'

Thundarr gossips 'kaevin has a fucking house? i didnt know he was 
that popular with the girls'

Flobi rambles 'there is no think command on this mud, I wanted to 
think, *whine*'Flobi rambles 'there is no think command on this mud, 
I wanted to think, *whine*'

Dodes gossips 'sounds like something kats will do in a few years'

Thundarr gossips 'ok ok. but i'll never remove my german scat films!'

Chronepsis gossips '*kiss thundarr* he's so cute and innocent for a 
lord of darkness.. isn't he folks?.. lets have a round of applause 
for thundarr =)'

Chronepsis gossips 'I've pretty much decided I'm one pretty whacked 
out gopher... cause you know... hillary actually ain't that bad 
looking to me... *shrug*'

Dodes gossips 'im only a minor i shouldn't be hearing this'

Kaevin gossips 'and there might even be sex in it!'

Dodes gossips 'come on dor we all know you where a soft porn star'

Dor gossips 'There was nothing soft about it! *can't believe I just 
said that*'

Ozymandias gossips 'it got freaky'

Thundarr rambles 'icesong happy coffee girl'

Thundarr rambles 'ah. caffeine overload, sleep might make her head 
explode?'

Ozymandias gossips 'nod. syai here i come'

Dor gossips 'whadda ya mean? DOR came over on the Mayflower!'

Dor gossips 'Can you really log it for an exam answer? I mean, does 
it even exist? Do we exist? Am I really saying this?'

Vandros gossips 'hwo about DAIK is the biggest loser elf that ever 
logged onto MadROM? ;)'

JadeSaber gossips 'you know my rates, don't ask for additional 
discounts. '

Teddybear gossips 'is that all you are good for mattz is one shot?'

Vladd tells the group 'i wish this SoP wouldnt shapeshift into PoG so much'.

Daikomyo gossips 'Mim's coming guys, hold up'

Mim gossips 'Icesy's got brilliant ideas'

Shiroijin rambles 'therfore, i cannot count the amount of times I've had hot kinky sex'

Vic gossips 'never trust ICEY'

Mim gossips 'Nod nod, Mim'll go anywhere'

Mim gossips 'now kiddies, Vic never minds it when folk pretend HE is on dates'

Lazarus shouts '*sigh* I never get abused'

Darryl shouts 'Ganesha's toying with the morts.'

Daikomyo gossips 'Mim.. are you busy for the next 30 seconds?'

Rossarian gossips 'he wants to have sex'

Mim grAtZes 'Who's your Momma!?'

Thundarr gossips 'THAT explains icesong :D'

Durlan gossips 'Umm, never mind.  I'll go slink off into the corner now...'

Amber gossips 'does hidnsight mean you are looking up someone's ass?'

Someone gossips 'What's wrong with eating the Goddess?'

Durlan gossips 'Hi, all!  Praise the Goddess!  Eat the Mushroom!  :-)'

Durlan gossips 'And don't even THINK of reversing that unless you know the Godde
ss REALLY well.  And you have body armor.'

Mattz yells 'i weeble, i wobble, but i wont fall down!'

(Magic 8-ball) QWEST: * Daikomyo is always lying *

Daikomyo shouts 'Kalana sucks!'

Kalana yells 'I suck'

Daikomyo gossips 'will no one save me?'

(Hannibal) QWEST: * And it's true we are immune when fact is fiction and TV real
ity *

Daikomyo gossips '*shrug*  read into it what you will'

Wynomina gossips 'Hmm. ANyone around here have a medical degree?'

(Vic) QWEST: * Mim was spock *

(Vic) QWEST: * no I have never had breasts *

WE LOVE YOU ICEY!!!
Signed, [list of the 42 people that make up Icey's Genetic code]

Mim gossips 'Icesy has been Ozy all this while and not telling us  :P'

Epsilon says 'My asymptote is quite vertical right now'

Daikomyo gossips 'Oh the THINGS i am doing to that sleeping body'

Daikomyo gossips 'Thank you for choosing Fate.'

Daikomyo rambles '*watches with pleasure as the cops come for Rossi*'

Rossarian rambles 'Eating a muffin is illegal now?  Where do YOU live, swaziland?'

Wynomina gossips 'I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT DOWN AND SLAY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE T
ECH WRITERS WHO WORKED ON THIS MANUAL.'

Daikomyo gossips 'One of you Pirates or Vamps better go to your tribe rooms ON T
HE DOUBLE, and get me the damn intricately carved key from "The Offense Room" or
 "The Chasm of Despair", or I am singlehandly declaring war on your tribes'

Yttrium rambles 'SPOOON'

Rossarian gossips 'Mim also says you're lusting after me. Is this true too?'

Rossarian gossips 'in fact, it's the opposite. You suck, not blow.  Blow = pain.'

JadeSaber gossips '*kiss Rossarian* '

Rossarian gossips 'Jade is like a delicate flower blooming on a barren hillside 
- one of the few beauties in this waste pit! :)'

Rossarian rambles 'the realy frightening part is that it happened for real'

JadeSaber rambles '*faint* okay, I'm going quiet.  you guys are scaring me. '

Mim gossips 'Thengel is a soft serve icecream on a hot summer day'

Wynomina gossips '... I love this election.'

Daikomyo gossips 'It's always TEASE Daik, TAUNT Daik, then pull the carrot out f
rom under his nose Daik'

Daikomyo gossips 'no one will take me :('

Etan gossips 'Silly is probably a better word for Icey than stupid'

Etan gossips '*rofl* Eppie responds to the name "E-draining bitch," eh?'

Wynomina yells 'Not, Epsilon wants to handle your equipment'

(Wynomina) QWEST: * NO CASTING OF SPELLS! NOT EVEN "ADVANCED FLOSS!" *

(Wynomina) QWEST: * DEATH TO DAIK *

(Wynomina) QWEST: * YOU HAVE NO CHOICE *

Vladd says 'im like a Dance member'

Shiroijin tells you 'The Cow has become more complex'

JadeSaber aka, Grammar Cop

Shiroijin answers 'I hyper, 3 liters of soda coursing through veins'

Rossarian gossips 'meaning, anyone with crow's feet is a birdbrain?'

Reighne gossips 'you guys are so cute'

JadeSaber gossips 'I thought he was a sex addict.  but aren't we all?'

Shiroijin answers 'Really Jade?  suddenly you become less the perfect woman'

JadeSaber gossips 'seems like a whole lot of trouble for a few mins of satisfact
ion'

Shiroijin gossips 'I want sex.'

Ghostmane gossips 'ive been saying THAT my whole life =['

Wynomina gossips 'You two are going to grammatical hell.'

### Sadly, Thengel was killed by Mim. 

(Wynomina) QWEST: * Hey Daik, I'm stringing a couple holy word potions into heal
 potions and sending them to ya. That ok? It is? Great! *

Daikomyo gossips 'i'll finish as a woman! Ya! stronger!'

Mattz gossips 'i want to love him in a circus way'

Jesus tells you 'I got a 5 large riding on the dinosaur, anyone want in on this?' 

BlueBlood gossips 'why is Icesong explaing about public mudsex'

Thundarr gossips 'you can buy 20 minutes of public mudsex with amiga for that much!'

(Thundarr) QWEST: * use a hanky next time. keyboards are precision instruments! *

(Zagat) QWEST: * I'm certain that Thundarr is enjoying this more than anything e
lse in his miserable life. *grin* *

(Zagat) QWEST: * die or Thundarr will shove you up his ass and kill you with his
 potent flatulence. *

(Wynomina) QWEST: * Get in here! *

(Wynomina) QWEST: * Where's the love? *

Rossarian gossips 'er. not athat I'm a fate.'

Weird "Al" Yankovic gossips 'I am your new mayor'

Thundarr gossips 'caffeine good. heroin baaaaaaad ;p'

Thundarr gossips 'OCEANS OF CAFFEINE!'

Wynomina gossips '"Fuckwad" is the pet name that all us IMMs call Amiga'

Wynomina gossips 'Any mort that calls Amiga a Fuckwad is instantly promoted to l
evel 92'

A weary messenger strides up to you and dies. 

A weary messages strides up to you and shouts 'YOU! YOU KILLED FRITZ!!!'

Please note that all apparent mispellings are, in fact, artistic license, and ma
y not be revoked except on appeal to the Florida Supreme Court. Nyah. 

Please note that all rulings by the Supreme Court are subject to overturn by the
 US Supreme Court 

Which is subject to overturn by the United Federation of Planets 

Or Oprah 

Please note that Sable is not subject to Overturning, as he is too PHAT.  

Icesong has restored you. 

Chipper gossips 'Pirates aren't too bad, but the sex leaves something to be desi
red.  It's something about the fur that bothers me...'

Toben gossips 'the dyke is running around taking penises'

Zarathustra gossips 'most of you dont know this, but Thengel and I are the same 
character, so since he is here i have to leave'

Daikomyo rambles 'to rename Wyn's pfile to DaiksBitch...  to see if she would ac
tually give up her 99 char or just go w/ it'

Daikomyo gossips 'Stop hittin on me'

Kaevin tells you 'well wyon doesnt strike me as blatantly homosexual! :D'

Wynomina gossips 'LERGIN IS A TRUE VISIONARY! WE SHOULD ALL STRIVE TO BE MORE LI
KE HIM. WELL, EXCEPT ME, BEING PERFECT IN EVERY RESPECT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEA
N.'

Daikomyo gossips 'Wyno, you suck'

Wynomina says 'I just timered Daik's ball for 1 tick :)'

Faramir gossips '*moon*'

Daikomyo gossips 'But I am pregnant w/ Kalana's child, and I haven't even told her :('

Daikomyo gossips 'where is the love?'

Rossarian gossips 'sorry daik, but.. Ytt says I have to do this. *knee daik in g
roin*'

Thengel gossips 'everyone kick Daik! ;'

Kitsawa gossips 'who kill you miss wynomina?'

Wynomina gossips 'nod. It's hard being The Goddess.'

Daikomyo gossips 'Stop hittin on me'

Daikomyo gossips 'nod. bad Daik *tsk self*  *spank self* *drool*'

Wynomina gossips 'Mim's shit is exponential compared to Daik's shit.'

Wynomina gossips 'Oh sheesh, Icesong is on, isn't she?'

Wynomina gossips 'Eeeek... Sorry, I guess I'm going to have to clean up my compu
lsive habit of swearing and singing explicit violet lyrics'

Mattz gossips 'its documented!'

Daikomyo gossips 'i will remember you said that mim'

Mattz gossips 'hahahahaha, now i shall type with the quickness of a jackalope'

Daikomyo gossips 'not unless it's of a sexual deviancy nature'

Kaevin gossips '*kowtow vetinari*'

ShadowHawk rambles 'Perhaps it was an attempt to confuse Icesong's log...'

Wynomina MUSIC: 'How does moving a book translate to lines and lines of huge amo
unts of spam which will no doubt crash Icey's computer due to lack of Hard DRive
 space?'

ShadowHawk rambles '*pokes* Icesongs computer in a delicate spot !'

ShadowHawk rambles 'Hmmm.... Your disk is so hard !  :)'

JadeSaber rambles '*hugs Icey* you rock.'

Daikomyo answers 'Can i submit a list of sexually perverse objects that i feel t
he mud is lacking?'

Kaevin answers '*ties icesong up and throws her in the Luggage*'

JadeSaber MUSIC: 'lick these, my ruby lips '

ShadowHawk MUSIC: 'Jade, have you been putting lipstick in odd places again ?'

JadeSaber gossips 'Rossi BIT ME!'

Thundarr gossips 'at the next full moon you will turn into a rossarian :(('

JadeSaber's hormones rage: }} free sex for whoever buys me a nice computer desk, 
delivers it and puts it together if need be! {{

Kaevin's hormones rage: }} no price is too high for a few moments of ecstasy with 
jadeie {{

(the Quagmire) QWEST: * *penis* *

(Thundarr) QWEST: * I have slain neuromancer. *

(Thundarr) QWEST: * please, for the love of god, dont tell him... *

Daikomyo gossips 'i said DON'T answer'

Wynomina gossips 'Uhm, probably not, but I can't be responcible if you do. By ag
reeing to volunteer, you agree that any dispute you have with me now and in the 
future must be resolved by binding arbitration, the arbitrator being Durlan.'

Izus gossips 'did you hug your Daik today?'

(Daikomyo) QWEST: * Hit me, Daddy! *

JadeSaber gossips 'I think I have professed my love for the mud and everyone in 
it enough to establish that.'

Mattz says 'when it comes to pet sex, i dont care'

Dodes gossips 'my green glowing pleasure stick'

JadeSaber gossips 'is it just me or is Anger boy speaking a different language?'

Shiroijin gossips 'FUCKING RETARDED MUD!! WHY LOG OFF AN IMP FOR SPAM!'

Shiroijin gossips 'oh well, my icesong-doll generator is dead

Kaevin tells you 'if nights have goto im gonna fucking hit the CEILING'

Moonwind gossips 'Don't TOUCH that Thundarr! You don't know where it has been!'

Thundarr gossips 'i remember icesong not being an imm!'

Moonwind gossips 'mudding naked is fun...*peer*'

Dolndarien gossips 'Kaevin asked about my 'Vas'...'

Fnord gossips 'Cause she is Icesong'

Wynomina gossips 'I have to go on record to say that this is rather disturbing, SC.'

Wynomina says 'Sorry. Shadowcat was boring me to tears.'

SwirlyPirate gossips 'Hrmm, OK, Darryl was right'

Epsilon gossips 'Icesong If I write this message, will you put it in the log?'

Kaevin gossips '*eats popcorn* wow, this beats the hell out of a soap opera =)'

Pita gossips 'Gotta call him a low-down, Smartie-snorting, moose-felching, backw
oods, minigolfplaying, Scrabble-suqqing-at lousy left-handed drunken Canadian ma
thematician with a sock fetish.'

Epsilon gossips 'you forgot, cheap-bastard'

Your attention please, the bookstore will be closing soon.  Will Ross please sto
p hitting on the girls. 

Shiroijin gossips 'hey...n this commercial mocks tall shaggy haired blonde guys 
with poor balance and a vacant look....'

Shiroijin answers 'Let me just turn my brain on and I'll be ready to mud'

Shiroijin gossips 'The only mud I ever need (ZoMBIE)'

Etan gossips '*nod* There are no other muds =)'

JadeSaber gossips 'Other muds?  There are no other muds.  '

Rossarian gossips 'there are only puddles with dirt.'

Chipper gossips '*perk* Neo-Nazis?  Do they dress in that black leather and beat
 you with riding crops ? *swoon*'

Spitzka gossips 'there is but one mud and all muds are a mere shadow of that mud
.  But we don't play on ROM'

Love is the shit that makes life bloom.  You never know when you are going to st
ep in it. 

Glamdring gossips 'I think Daik is Daikomyo'

TheShadow gossips 'I am actually richard simmons'

Epsilon gossips 'I live in a Bar in boston, where everybody knows my name'

Epsilon gossips 'I'm also Vic'

Epsilon gossips 'did I say Vic? I meant, Spitzka'

Epsilon gossips 'Daik was the actual virgin sacrifice there'

Izus gossips 'tell Daik I'll never tell them about your bladder control problem,
 don't worry :('

Shiroijin says 'I am a total voyuer and I NEED to know things people don't want 
to know'

Shiroijin says 'Guilt is a sandbar, let ignorance be your dust buster'

Rossarian gossips 'Bow down and worship my leather-clad self!'

Rossarian's hormones rage: }} Congratulations Icesong.  You now have to mudsex e
veryone who has access to this channel. It's tradition. {{

Wynomina gossips 'Actually, I have a theory.'

### THERE IS HAPPINESS!

Daikomyo's hormones rage: }} rofl... LOG THAT Icey {{

Your hormones rage: }} oh Goddess! How good it is to hear your hormones!*huggles
!* {{

Thengel gossips 'I'm not afraid of Girlie!'

Kaevin gossips 'trans thengel quag, goto quag, get corpse, eat corpse'

Iga gossips '*swoon* Thengel has proposed to me!'

Kaevin's hormones rage: }} *sigh* is nothing sacred? {{

Rossarian says 'when I was a boy, there were no trees! We had to brew ale from r
ocks!'

New rule: All cultures without Comedy Central are hereby deemed "uncivilized". T
hat is all.

Wynomina gossips 'I'm a control freak'

Ganesha gossips 'only a well trained porn star can do that'

Ganesha gossips 'You can only kill me with mim's song.'

Daikomyo shouts 'OZY and MATTZ wizi together.. what COULD it mean!!!'

Thundarr gossips 'porn invented the internet'

Yttrium gossips 'daik gives head to just about everyone'

Lergin grAtZes 'hamfast's alias shall be Porky from this day forth'

Yttrium gossips 'no help for you EVER again'

Hamfast rambles 'I wanna go home'

Rossarian steps into the Thread of Fate and vanishes.

Kaevin gossips 'ozy: i am a bastard. give me your children.'

Rossarian gossips 'Oh yes. Believe everything I say, muahahah.'

Ozymandias gossips 'i'm jetlagged!'

Crash gossips 'you know better than most here what im like kaevin, seeing as how much sex we had togeather'

Kaevin gossips 'who's the dead private dick thats a.. er.. sex machine.. er'

Kaevin gossips 'i still cant sit down'

Spitzka gossips 'and you know the old saying absolutly corrupted pfiles curru
pt absolutly'

Vic gossips 'kiss my ass Crash'

Mattz gossips '8, if amiga finds out what i did when he wasnt looking!'

Vaultage gossips 'it aint the size of the nail, its the size of the hammer yo
u're throwing it at'

Vic gossips 'its ok Mattz you fix that crotch rot yet?'

Darryl gossips 'Poor Vic. Did you contract something from one of Mattz's ho's
?'

Vaultage gossips '"mum mum, i just had my first fuck"  "oh good boy!  sit down and tell me about it :)"  "cant, arse is too sore"'

### Welcome to the STD Channel! 

Vaultage jests 'darryl walks into a bar and orders 12 shots of whiskey, and t
he barman asks him what the occassion is.  "aw, just had my first blowjob"  "
AH, so you're celebrating?"   "no, getting the taste out"'

Vic jests 'so did you ever forget that taste Vaultage?'

Someone jests ''sok, Vic. If you won't tell everyone that Mattz is hung with wood, I won't tell everyone you've got splinters in your lips.'

Izus rambles 'I'm not bad, I'm just coded that way.'

Daikomyo gossips '*posts an Ozymandias blows sheep sign*'

Wynomina gossips 'Heh, asking if Icesong dies alot is akin to asking if Daik is 
an idiot.'

Elvra's hormones rage: }} oh Kaevin.. I just love to harass you {{

Rossarian gossips 'Must be part of his new image.  No longer male freaking out angry kaevin, it's female screaming passive-aggressive kaevin!'

Belgarion froths and foams 'a man not show up for sex?????  Hmmm....I don't thin
k so!'

Vaultage gossips 'you need friends to pick on 15 year olds?'

Wynomina gossips 'It was cool! There was lag as I typed!'

Wynomina gossips 'YOU CANNOT LEAVE'

Wynomina gossips 'I don't often actually pay attention :)'

Wynomina gossips 'Ahem. NO ONE takes over without my prior authorization. '

JadeSaber gossips 'just for precationary measures you should get wynomina's perm
ission before doing ANYTHING'

Wynomina gossips 'I'm not a standard Goddess :)'

### Sadly, Icesong has been killed by Ozymandias, Arioch, Etaine, Predator, and 
Madman. 

### It really wasn't pretty. 

### Sadly, Icesong dies of hunger. 

Floater gossips '*refuses to emote*'

Wynomina gossips 'SPITZKA IS ETAINE!'

Vaultage gossips 'what self respecting imp would take ten bucks?  a good immorta
l does it for mud sex'

KNOCK OFF THE SENSELESS VIOLENCE! LIVE IN PEACE!

MAKE MUSHROOMS, NOT SMURF CORPSES! 

Wimpenstein grAtZes '*makes stupid comment and whaps himself in the head hard en
ough to knock himself to the floor and blacks out*'

### Sadly, Shadowcat was killed by one of those little rolly polly bugs that loo
k really cute. 

JadeSaber gossips 'Bad Imm BAD'

Mattz tells youse 'He want to neck?' 

Mattz rambles 'i typoed a spitzka gecho by accident'

[ 0] JadeSaber: Happiness
AMIGA!!! Do you even KNOW how happy you've made me
SIMPLY by updating the Obelisk?  A million beautiful women
in your bed, oh wonderful Implementor. =) 

This gossips 'ICESONG IS PART OF MADROMS BIGGEST GANG BANG!!!'

Vaultage gossips 'im not even going to comment'

Oddly enough, as you pray you find that the Goddess could care less about a stupid dinosaur. However, get Daik killed and there's a mint in it for you.

Rossarian gossips 'The pirates are the druids.  I've SEEN them dressing up in 'r
obes'.  Well, they call them robes, but they look more like skirts.'

Mattz gossips 'i like playing with girls'

only use techo to get the attention of the entire tribe.  Using techo may lead to feelings of inadequacy by the lowly members causing self mutiliation and suicides. 

JadeSaber The Newest Imm of Madrong

Mattz gossips 'damn imms!'

### Sadly, all mortals are now trusted at level -i.

Except for Icesong, who has been given Wynomina's password to use at her whim. 

Free pairs of level 1 Boots of Shadow at the pit. 

Special Discount offer! 200mana Chaos Shield's for one red gem. Go see Wynomina.

Someone rambles 'ooh, did I say 1000 mana, I meant -1000 mana, and cursed.'

Limited Time Offer!! Bracers of Horror for 15 gold!! 

You can etch them and STILL get more! 

For 10 minutes only, this is now a pkill mud. Go crazy! 

### Sadly, Kaevin has been killed by Icesong. 

### Sadyl, Rachel has been killed by Epsilon. 

### Sadly, Wynomina is blaming her mistakes on me. 

### Sadly, Epsilon can't come to terms with the fact that he screwed up a gecho.

### Sadly, Wynomina is a poopy head. 

### Sadly, Epsilon is a Doody Monster 

### Sadly, I think we're going to have to stop this soon before people get pisse
d off. 

### Sadly, Epsilon's a chicken! 

### Cluck. 

Dimirian rambles '### Sadly, Epsilon has been outdone by Wynomina.'

### Hey, I started this. 

Wynomina gossips 'My password is squirrel. Log in as me anytime after 10pm' 

Epsilon gossips 'No! Don't use her character, use mine! My password is hotmamaII
, and you can log me on anytime after midnight, lover.' 

Epsilon: Man these mortals are such pawns in my grand scheme of corporate takeover.

Wynomina: HEY! That's mean! Stop talking about the nice mortals like that... eac
h and every one of them are special and should be respected as valuable friends.

Wynomina: Oh, BTW, I trusted all the morts to see IMMChat. Ha-ha! 

Epsilon: That's not what you said yesterday. I believe you were quoted as saying
 'That Icesong really needs a good week in 1212, and Kaevin is such a dillweed' 

Dimirian gossips 'my other character is amiga you know'

Wynomina: Hmm. We need like the dancing Shade of Predator brigade.  

Kivrin gossips '*rofl*  I love it when the IMMs get wonky!'

We have reports of an outbreak of rabies in Thera. 

all Dogs are to be put down.

The Evil Gremlin rambles 'Why don't I get more Trick-or-Treaters?'
The Evil Gremlin rambles 'The ones I have really seem to ENJOY my dungeon....'

Wynomina tells you 'Hey, send me a tell if you want a 'special' gift from me. 

Darryl gossips 'I thought Thengel was an Amiga alt...'

Etan gossips 'I'm afraid Krondor has stolen your former status as Wyno's Favorit
e Mortal to F, Daik'

Epsilon gossips 'I thought he loved me'

Daikomyo gossips '-I- love you Eppie.. since you've gotten gecho i feel strangely drawn to you ;)'

Wynomina gossips 'I love it, no one can tell between our Gechos, Eps :)'

Daikomyo gossips 'Down with Wyno! Krondor for Imm!'

Darryl the Duck gossips 'Gosh Wynomina is cool. She is absolutely the most amazi
ng person ever.'

Darryl gossips 'Ah ah! Thengel IS Amiga's alt!'

Daikomyo gossips '<------ kissing 110%'

Vandros gossips '<--- kissing ass....not high enough.'

Etan gossips '*smirk Belgarion* Actually, I hear he botted it with Wynomina'

You fall onto your knees,drive a butterknife into your chest and carve out your 
own heart as a sacrafice to Mim, did i forget to mention the butter knife was ru
sty? 

Crash gossips 'my password is spitzka, cause hhe has a cute ass'

Yttrium rambles 'angelic like a fox!'

Izus gossips 'I blame daik!'

### Sadly, Crash injured himself flexing his muscles. 

Spitzka gossips 'I love the spam song'

### Sadly, Daik is an avid bed wetter. 

Crash gossips 'be thankfull i didnt put you with the other bed wetter i know....
Alander'

Vaultage gossips 'linux is for people who have too much time on their hands'

JadeSaber gossips 'what would a program need with porn?'

Shiroijin jests '"I swear, I just download them for the binary!"'

Daikomyo gossips 'Epsilon is a rat bastard :)'

Daikomyo gossips 'who's butt would i be kissing?'

(Vaultage) QWEST: * im taking the hamster powered bbq that uses a crane to turn 
the pierat sausages over until they stop screaming so we can eat them *

(Kickstart) QWEST: * Mir will fall on Utah, crushing the tractor of a farmer and
 the farmers wife. A large farm-aid style concert will be held to buy the farmer
 a new tractor, since he didn't care much for the wife. *

An oozing disembodied foot rambles 'Canadians don't speak.  They kinda grunt I t
hink.'

(JadeSaber) QWEST: * UM...on second thought I'll buy my own damn vodka and stay 
at my nice safe hosue *

(Vaultage) QWEST: * you can take oj but since im crashed on the couch watching g
irly porn, you're havin oj :P *

(Vaultage) QWEST: * my thoughts exactly...theres flies amd no entertainment, onl
y food is dick candy and mushrooms... *

(Dodes) QWEST: * we all know Vamps love Dick candy vault *

Daikomyo gossips 'nod Eppie, but don't feel bad Icesong lies to everyone!'

Mim gossips 'Everyone wants to be Daik these days'

Mim has slain you in cold blood. You are KILLED!!! 

Crash bathes you in vile darkness, cause Mim is allergetic to Light 

Swirling tendrels of smoke drag Lergin into your shadow!

Freakazoid gossips 'last night i dreampt i had wings made of snails ...so i coul
d fly...just really slowly'

Seamer gossips 'when in rome, loot and pillage?'

Mim jests 'The fool and his joke are soon started.'

Hamfast jests 'some-daaaaaaay your joke will come.'

Kickstart gossips 'I am Mischannel-boy today'

Djm gossips 'hmm the atomic chair mebbe'

Iga tells the group 'Icesong is a good luck charm'.

Vaultage grAtZes 'hide the women, the sheep and the rockmelons!'

Izus answers 'its either zmud...or all that crack I've been smoking tonight.'

Daikomyo shouts 'I HEREBY DECLARE FATES AND EXPLORERS ARE SWAPPING TRIBENAMES!'

Etan gossips 'It's been Rossarian's lifelong dream to be gang-raped by a bunch o
f Playboy models, ye know'

Daikomyo says 'i'm just a slut'

Vaultage says 'ganesha tastes like chicken'

JadeSaber says 'IN YOUR PANTS?'

Rossarian's hormones rage: }} Hello my latte of lustful luciousness {{

JadeSaber's hormones rage: }} "do it like the ferret does, baby" {{

Rossarian gossips 'I'm not explaining about the ferrets in the pants again!'

JadeSaber rambles 'my imaginary friends think you have serious mental problems'

JadeSaber gossips 'we're all gunna die'

Rossarian gossips 'Yes, let my electro-penis put me in jail! Woo!'

Rossarian rambles 'you can.  Apparently I can be arrested. :)'

Kaevin's hormones rage: }} more hot pieces of ass than a pork tenderloin cookoff{{

Kickstart gossips 'Oh my god, you killed Kaevin! You Bastard!'

Kaevin gossips 'enh, i dig a chick who bites hard ;)'

Daikomyo gossips 'Where's War, Pestilence, Famine and the other one? it's not a 
party w/o them'

Shadowalker gossips 'may the hair on your toes never fall off!'

Shadowalker gossips 'i wanna be Moonies love slave'

Britany Spears tells you 'It was me. Shush.. it'll be our little secret.'

JadeSaber gossips '*rofl* okay, okay I would have had a really hard time not 
laughing out loud.  I may have had to get in my car and laugh with the radio 
on or something'

Floater gossips 'tell them you're a satan worshipor and you sacrifice goats i
n the living room'

Todays Mudding is dedicated to all the brave men and women who gave their liv
es in the quest to invent nougat. 

Spitzka rambles '*Smokes hashbrowns*'

### Happily, Stupidity is now banned. 

Yes, you do ride that.. but not a bike! You dirty monkey 

Now you are just being silly 

Spitzka gossips 'morts, can live with them, cost to much to fumigate'

JadeSaber gossips 'well, maybe spanked playfully at least'

Shiroijin answers 'it's warped my mind'

Shiroijin jests 'Vat is zat int de sky?  it is bird. it is plane. no.  It is 
ultra efficient german super hero UBER MAN!'

Shiroijin MUSIC: 'BLOW ME'

Someone MUSIC: 'rofl, you got the porno version?'

Someone gossips 'no you are a cat'

Froggy's hormones rage: }} OOOOOOOH someone said something nasty :) {{

### Sadly, Jadesaber is in the mood for ass-whooping, and she's looking at y
ou!

Belgarion gossips 'penis envy is for gay guys!'

Shiroijin gossips 'Hi, my name is Shiroijin, and i am of sane mine when i sa
y, withouth hesitation, that Mattz rocks.  He more than rocks..he..he..he is
 a shining example of excellence..a beacon of light in a world gone wrong.. 
Thank you Mattz :)'

Shiroijin gossips 'Never talk to me or have any interaction with me'

### Sadly, Belgarion was killed by the heart attack caused when a girl touche
d his knee. 

Shiroijin gossips 'when I don't get my own jokes, it's a bad sign'

JadeSaber's hormones rage: }} you guys disturb me on so many levels {{

The Knight of the Neet's hormones rage: }} A SHRUBBERY! {{

Shiroijin gossips '*misses with the shrubbery, killing a big.... oh I dunno, 
yak*'

JadeSaber's hormones rage: }} and sometimes men think about sex way too much 
{{

Legato is in charge. 

A beg bug bores a whole into your liver. 

hole too

### Sadly, Daikomyo was killed by a premature ejaculation.

Wynomina has created (Outrageous)The Nuclear Apocalypse (Don't Eat!!)

Caius rambles 'why couldn't the world just go away?!'

Caius rambles 'MADROM FOREVER!'

(Chamelion) QWEST: * creation is a must *

Swthrt gossips '*in the midst of a very blonde moment just deleted her character and had to start over : ( *'

Shiroijin gossips 'is the goddess omni present at current, or omni distracted, one must wonder'

Daikomyo gossips 'I would like to take this opportunity to say that I owe all my botting techniques and training to Thengel'

Shiroijin answers 'Would the real slim shady please shut up?'

Jesus tells you 'I don't love you, I dont even like you..pack your bags bub cause you got a one way ticket to hell waiting for you...'

Jesus tells you 'All your religion belong to me'

Mattz tells you 'If you are getting this tell it means you are one of the select few have been chosen for immhood.  Congratz and welcome to the club.  Don't let us down'

Mattz tells you 'oh sorry. my mistake. mistell'

Daikomyo is in charge of all parts of Thera except the immzone.

This gossips 'vic es un pequeo animal atractivo que l debe ir quiz exterior y fresco abajo mientras que nos aprovechamos del thundarr y del ganesha? '

Kalak gossips '"Fit for Hobbit Comsumption."'

Thundarr gossips 'hobbitz: its whats for dinner!'

Magnum gossips 'Aye, you've passed the point of no return.  The voices will never leave you now.'

JadeSaber gossips '*a small sign appears in front of Jade's face* It reads: The management takes no responsibility for the previous conversation '

Magnum gossips 'And although slightly frowned upon here, rational thought does have its place.'

JadeSaber gossips 'My GODS...get a little koolaid in me and I'm a freak'

Shiroijin gossips '*sigh* no one gets the deeper inner meaning'

Ganesha gossips 'Daik is laughing at me =('

Toadie gossips 'we are discussing daik's couch'

Daikomyo gossips 'where is Icesong when I need her :('

Wynomina gossips 'WHAT in the world are you doing, daik?'

Amatean gossips 'Hrmm, anyone know where Ozy is?  I think it'd be cool to
ZoMBify him =)'

Ozymandias doesn't look like herself anymore...

Universe Man gossips 'Yeah, Vic is a Mother alright.'

Daikomyo rambles 'Well, on the good side, i don't have 15 robes taking up inventory space anymore :('

Wynomina gossips 'Aww, but some things with negative retail value are SO MUCH FUN!'

Wynomina gossips 'I'm inclined to say that anyone can page spam Daik if they want to'

Wynomina rambles 'Do you DARe take.. THE TEST?'

Magic 8-ball slays Daikomyo in cold blood!
Daikomyo hits the ground ... DEAD.

Wynomina says 'Anyone who is a Daddie of Icesong should be able to understand her perfectly.'

Daikomyo says 'Wanna mudsex here in Wyno's chamber?'

Daikomyo gives Wynomina the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit
EVERYWHERE!

Wynomina says 'Oh, that was a mistake.'

Kickstart gossips 'we're all Shiro's bitch.'

Wynomina shouts 'Icesong's terminology isuniversally correct and shall be respected and heeded and even cuddled as if herthoughts were those of The Great Einsteinian One. '

Mim gossips 'Who is Apathy and what have you done with our Icesong?  Give her BACK'

{IC} Shiroijin: 'He who didst verily rob me of mine birth right'

{IC} Kickstart: 'that clinches it...shiro is satan'

{IC} Shiroijin: '*uses patented elven final strike, the Flying Combustive Elf*'

{IC} Shiroijin: '*turns Icey into a mute deaf blind parapalegic gerbil*'

If you believe you can do it, then continue on with the delusions!

Shiroijin gossips 'With the wrath and the slaying and the rivers of blood mein laiben!'

(a little monkey) QWEST: * WRONG, the city is ours!! *

Thundarr gossips 'my popcicle stick has a web address on it'

The duckling rambles 'love you too daik!*kiss*'

The duckling gossips 'You HORRIBLE HORRIBLE little man!'

Mattz gossips 'where are my pants'

Darryl gossips 'I suck like nobody's business.'

Lergin rambles 'id make kaevin mad enough to quit mudding'

Loyjanna pins you and chews out your brains! You are now undead!

Spiral rambles 'spam happens'

Someone gossips 'cute, daik. cute.'

Tioran gossips 'thistle and i had sex'

Thundarr gossips 'somebody fought shade and didnt clean up afterwards'

Thundarr gossips 'now all of their treasures are MINE! Bwahaha :)

Vic answers 'give me a show'

Jadesaber tells you 'Do you like to have fun!  You alone and wish you could
have fun with me *jiggle*.  Well call me at 1-900-comfus, and im sure we can
have *wiggle* tons of fun!'

### Sadly, Darryl was killed by slowly eating junkfood and smoking cigarettes fo
r years.

### Sadly, Daikomyo was killed by tryng to put his hand where it doesn't belong!

Sarien gossips 'i think you need to wait for your balls to drop before you can l
egitimately swear.....  daik should get there in another decade or too =)'

Mattz gossips 'ozy is my bitch'

[ 92] Daikomyo: Odor to Mattz: SILLINESS!
Sun May  6 13:35:43 2001
To: Mattz all

this is a true story...

I was out one night testing my goto,
To see if what Ozy had told me was true.
I started hitting each random room
And sure enuff, I heard the "VROOOOM!"

I wizi'ed and lurked, not sure it would work,
Cuz he's pretty high level for such a big jerk!
That's how I began sneaking up on Mattz,
When I found him with sheep, dogs, and cats. :(

But that wasn't the limit of his sick mob lusts
I saw him with Heimdall and the Grinch, hips all a-thrust.
What those three were doing I will not repeat!
It scarred me, I assure you not an easy feat.

Disturbed and all shattered, I staggered around
Looking for drink so that these horrors be drowned.
Finally in Midgaard at the end of the day,
I happened to stumble upon Amiga's Cafe.

While to Clamdip I told the whole stunning tale,
He set me up with round after round of his ale.
He showed me much kindness and sympathy,
And said he heard that Mattz once shagged a tree!

So Clamdip and I put our heads together to think
Trying to put an end to all this horrible kink.
In the end we decided to seek the highest authority
Making mobiles feel safer our highest priority.

So I took what I knew and looked up Amiga
Found him coding some new madness for Giga.
"Amiga!" I shouted.  "What were you thinking?!
Mattz must have been imm'ed when you and Ozy were drinking!"

"Good Imp, I implore you!  Save the mobiles from Mattz!
He's been boffing the trolls, the ogres, and rats!"
Amiga looked concerned, but was very busy,
I'm not sure he expected me in such a tizzy.

He said "Daik, yes, we've made some mistakes.
Imm'ing him has been the source of many headaches.
He's bugged Ozy and me, and even Etaine
And many a time he's made players complain.

He's constantly the cause of many sordid disputes.
Why he even wrathed poor Slowest, and then stole his boots. :(
So it's good you're concerned and if it makes you fell better,
Warn the morts and the mobs.  Send them a letter!

But you see, as Imps, our hands are tied,
Do not repeat this, that in you I'll confide.
Mattz is a cunning and devious schemer,
And behind that computer illiterate demeanor

Is a brilliant techie no one had forseen,
An l33t ha><0r unbelievably keen!
So you see Daik, he has the mud by the balls,
And we fear to respond to the pleas and the calls."

Mystified and boggled by my endeavor
I couldn't believe that the Pimp was so clever.
And so ends my tale of horror and woe,
Tragedy befalls due to a nefarious foe.

And now I have wasted enough of my time,
Bringing to you this most tawdry of rhyme.
I hope you've learned from these little chats
Of the sicko, the perv, that we all know as Mattz!


-Daik

Next is my ode to Ganesha  *wink Gan*

### Sadly, the Internet is down. Please exit single-file through 
the nearest Sphere of Annihalation.. err... exiting.

Rossarian rambles 'Ganesha = Jackie Chan'

Magnum gossips 'Newfound flexibility means more interesting positions during certain indoor activities.'

Noan gossips 'We canadians reproduce asexually'

Rhymel rambles 'Well ya know, guys always say Size doesn't matter when they know it does... Does it apply to hours too? 8-)'

Thengel gossips 'I never found much use for it since i never tribed :)'

(Vaultage) QWEST: * you're icesong, you die just by logging in *

Fishes are the Devil's Platypus.  Remember That Always.

Madrom has gone X rated.........AGAIN!

### Urugula just made a level!.

Daikomyo leaves, heading in the direction of JadeSaber's house.

You fall on your knees, Laughing at Daikomyo. 

AGAIN!!! 

### Sadly, most the females that play here are 40 year old retired drill
  sergants, with tatto's on thier ass, and a big beer belly. 

Shiroijin gossips 'can't you people.. I dunno.. dance or something?'

### Thengel has entered the building. 

A tall diakk says 'bad ninja icesong!'

[ 81] Shiroijin: Kaevin, a Racist?
Tue Apr 10 22:18:02 2001
To: all Kaevin
Kaevin, I am shocked and disgusted at you!  Just because Huitzilopoctli
is of Native American descent, you automatically judge him as a
murderous sociopath, unable to attain what has been a traditionally
white office?  Sure he MAY have accepted a FEW sacrifices, but who
hasn't?  And even though he had the interns of the fallen given up in
his glory, I can say that he NEVER inhaled.  Please people, see
beyond your petty stereotypes and make a bid for justice.

Shiroijin, the Drunk

PS Daikomyo for imm

Caius rambles 'why couldn't the world just go away?!'

Caius rambles 'MADROM FOREVER!'

(Chamelion) QWEST: * creation is a must *

Swthrt gossips '*in the midst of a very blonde moment just deleted her character and 
had to start over : ( *'

Shiroijin gossips 'is the goddess omni present at current, or omni distracted, one 
must wonder'

Daikomyo gossips 'I would like to take this opportunity to say that I owe all my 
botting techniques and training to Thengel'

Shiroijin answers 'Would the real slim shady please shut up?'

Jesus tells you 'I don't love you, I dont even like you..pack your bags bub cause you 
got a one way ticket to hell waiting for you...'

Jesus tells you 'All your religion belong to me'

Mattz tells you 'If you are getting this tell it means you are one of the select few 
have been chosen for immhood.  Congratz and welcome to the club.  Don't let us down'

Mattz tells you 'oh sorry. my mistake. mistell'

Daikomyo is in charge of all parts of Thera except the immzone.

This gossips 'vic es un pequeo animal atractivo que l debe ir quiz exterior y fresco 
abajo mientras que nos aprovechamos del thundarr y del ganesha? '

Kalak gossips '"Fit for Hobbit Comsumption."'

Thundarr gossips 'hobbitz: its whats for dinner!'

### Sadly, Darryl was killed by a bra, a pair of handcuffs, and some gummi bears (dont ask, dont tell!).

### Sadly, Darryl was killed by by watching Obsidian die from a bra, a pair of handcuffs and some gummi bears (you REALLY dont want to know).

### Sadly, Darryl was killed by a misunderstanding about which hole was the right hole

Daikomyo gossips 'it's people like you Mattz, that make knowing about sheeplove 
disgusting'

for a split second you feel someone in the room. Icesong gives you some kinky sex.

Crash gossips 'well i think he's cute, but then again, i like daikomyo'

Ogg gossips 'Daik is just a slut.. he's easy for everyone'

Crash gossips 'she did it on the couch with gane last night tho'

Daikomyo gossips 'Crash tells you 'Daik, I was listening to some country music today 
and i LOVED IT!  I was wrong before, dude!''

Ganesha gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Thundarr gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Shalana gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Daikomyo gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Someone gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Epsilon gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Someone gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Reighne gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Armer gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Dart gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Legato gossips 'we worship MIM!'
Mattz gossips 'we worship MIM!'

Thundarr gossips 'you wish i was a tender young boy, ripe for you to have your w
ay with... don't you!'

### Mim has gained a level.             NOT!

### Crash has been demoted to EA Leader.

John Kleese has entered the game.

Girlie gossips 'could and should ;-)'

Caius jests 'Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.'

Shiroijin jests 'Women need men to beat them and tell them they're unattractive.
  Face it, half of todays women are as dependent and neurotic as their men'

JadeSaber jests 'I hereby end this conversation because it can only lead to pain'

Shiroijin gossips 'ARMAGGEDON!'
 
Shiroijin gossips 'RUN PEDRO, SAVE THE LLAMAS!'

Tomorrow, everyone but Darryl has the day off.

ShadowCat gossips 'Daikomyo is the greatest MadROM IMM.'

Daikomyo gossips 'i thought everyone knew that Thengel was Ganesha's alt'

Thengel is actually Daikomyo in disguse, like clark kent without the glasses
you see the resmeblance now.

Thengel gossips 'Daik will never imm!'

JadeSaber jests 'the wheel is spinning but the hamsters dead'

Crash gossips 'oh sorry, im french canadian, gotta be careful'

       *     W     W   H  H   AA    M   M   !!     *       
     *****    W W W    HHHH  AAAA   M M M   !!   *****  
       *      W   W    H  H  A  A  M     M  !!     *    

Daikomyo raises his hand and smites you!
You are blown out of your shoes and right onto your butt!

Daikomyo gossips 'lots of ppl know I talked Icesong into meeting me in a dark, d
ank, roadside motel out in Cali'

Mattz gossips 'ok shiroijin is smoking the tribal crack'

Mattz gossips 'unless i grow a penis that stretches to san diego.. no'

Obsidian's moss tells you 'Just my luck! Out of all the places for me to end up.
. it's in Obsidians crack :(.  Dear god help me!'

A wily coyote plants nuclear bird seed in front of you.

Icesong tells youse 'Meep?'

Crash gossips '<----vaped 60 percent of the p files last time he forced all,  so
 he is content to just force gods for now =)'

Mattz gossips 'obsidian listen.. when shalana had that bout with athletes foot s
he accepted it.. and when dalamar got the crotch rot, he just moved on...stop be
ing in denial, you have moss, in your crack.'

Shiroijin gossips 'Yes, Papa smurf is now a level 200 aggy that breathes, is spe
c_smart and has the same mob progs as Ultimate Warrior, and is also immune to ev
erything except hand to hand, and when killed teleports you to quag'

JadeSaber gossips '*I* have Power Puff Girls chapstick.  How many of YOU can say
 you are so blessed?'

Ganesha gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Armer gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Dart gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Epsilon gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Mattz gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Legato gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'
Reighne gossips 'were not playerbase imms, therefore we suck =)'

Shiroijin froths and foams 'I'm getting tired of talking now, so I'm just going 
to glare at your messages menacingly'

Got twitch?

Only if you give me something interesting to work with...

Obsidian gossips 'Did you violate me while I was afk or something?'

Sadly, Crash is so ripe he can pick himself.

Floater's hormones rage: }} ahh, remember the good old days whtn DSL meant Dick-
sucking lips?? ;) {{

Happily, Daikomyo has taken second place in a beauty contest, Crash took first o
f course.

Crash gossips 'i would like to say that my goal in life is to achieve world peace'

Shiroijin rambles 'I met myself once'

Shiroijin rambles 'On a nature walk'

Shiroijin rambles 'Man, I still don't trust mushrooms..'

Ganesha rambles 'I am your father luke'

Ganesha slides the edge of his weapon firmly across his wrist!
Ganesha's blood drips to the ground and pools.

Ish gossips 'Ish say Ish's vagina is real clean... Ish keep it in box with cloth.'

(Vandros) QWEST: * the ducks are staring again!!!!!!!!!! *

(Stiles) QWEST: * OH MY GOD, DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP? *

Shiroijin yells 'Daikomyo is a PEDOPHILE!  Protect the innocent!! Bonzai!!'

Shiroijin gossips 'That is taken TOTALLY out of context'

Shiroijin gossips 'stalking shows your commitment'

Dalamar gossips 'Man these pants are chaffin me!!'

Daikomyo rambles 'awww, and I was gonna toot my singing anus for you :('

Daikomyo rambles 'you remember when we talked about fetishes earlier?'

### Sadly, Stiles was killed by Mandy Moore.

wizlog crash:advance daikomyo 99

### Sadly, Crash is going to die.

Personal ad: Crash, seeking clean dog house to sleep in...

Wizlog crash :advance girlie 100

Crash, too slow on the draw, still seeking doghouse.

Crash gossips 'in case your wondering about mims behaviour --->WizLog Mim charme
d in room 10028 by Daikomyo.'

*cricket chirp*

Stiles gossips 'lol, I am definitely a woman'

Soapbox gossips 'smack my bitch up!'

Suck has a new name, and it is Girlie.

Soapbox gossips 'HEY LOOK AT THIS SHINY THING!'

Floater says 'we're having a threesome ;)'

Rossarian answers 'we needed a volunteer to undergo radical blunt-instrument cas
tration floater! Thanks!'

Soapbox answers 'is it cool like ball lightening or cool like a strip club?'

Shiroijin answers 'So it's cool like an electrified strip club you don't expect?'

Shiroijin gossips 'I'd rather disembowl myself with a spoon, and I mean that in 
the nicest way possible'

Shiroijin gossips 'Cause you know how much I love disembowling myself with a spo
on'

Amiga gossips 'you can attack me any day, icesong.'

(Daikomyo) QWEST: * Did Sarien just ssay something about giving me head? *

Public Service Announcement:  Playing with Sarien's Rubber Chicken can lead to w
arts.

Daikomyo rambles 'AND WOOO!!! I got more action than I've had in years today!!! The assistant at the chiropractor's office had my shorts down putting electrodes on my ass!!!'

Sarien gossips 'scary thought: The Sarien you know and can't stand.. the evil ba
stard... is an uncle to 5 nieces and 2 nephews...  I shall begin to start raisin
g my army =)'

The Doctor is NOT in.

Please take your "issues" elsewhere

The wind blows in on little Girlie paws.

Mattz gossips 'when did icesong turn into broccoli'

If your bloody finger smiled at you, would you smile back?

Shiroijin gossips 'It's no more food for me'

### Sadly, Canada has replaced Lebanon as the least likey place to go to meet at
tractive women.

Rossarian gossips 'Daik is a petulant little bitch!'

Rossarian gossips 'I'm never wrong, so I will ignore that statement.'

Shiroijin answers 'I resent being called satanic'

Shiroijin answers 'Satan was an amateur'

Shiroijin answers 'I am the CHEESE!'

Shiroijin answers 'I have the power of LOVE on my side!'

Sarien rambles 'sort of like the one ring.. what it did to smeagol... the way it
 turned him into gollum.. that's what women do to men'

Sarien rambles 'jeez... daik and mim.. that kid would almost be destined to be a
 little snotty bastard with body hair like a chia pet...'

Sarien gossips 'jeez.. I think daik and I have agreed on more things today than 
we have in the entire rest of our existence'

Daikomyo gossips 'Spitzka hasn't been here for hours, you had to go and bring hi
m up :('

Daikomyo gossips 'Girlie is Crash's daughter!'

Ganesha gossips 'Cause I stalk the mudchicks girlie'

Daikomyo shouts 'Ganesha has a thing for male dancers!!'

ShadowCat rambles 'I HATE that part - I look like a multi-colored tribble. :('

Sarien gossips 'I have 666/666 hp 379/583 mana 561/567 mv 111347 xp.'

Sarien gossips 'more of that dark oral sex....'

Sarien gossips 'He's Wes, and if you don't like it, you can cram it with Walnuts
, sister.'

Someone rambles 'thengel is stalking me.'

Shiro's hormones rage: }} I AM NOT A FEMALE! {{

Point gossips 'no one here but us hamsters. :)'

Ish MUSIC: '*Ish get funky on some keyboards* When believe in thing.. no
  understand.. and sufffffeerrrrr  ... Superstition.. aint the way...
  Oooookkkk.....'

JadeSaber gossips 'I can only put up with one person a day.  today is not your day.  tomorrow's not looking good either.'

Stiles gossips 'carpin denium - there's a fish in my pants'

Vic gossips 'damnit mattz quit trying to stuff that mouse in my pants'

Daikomyo gossips 'Yes, I heard something about Vic trying to "help Mattz" out with his "mouse" and not succeeding'

Ganesha shouts 'I saw mim Dancing with the Devil!'

Wizlog Girlie:force crash get into the shower now before she gets the garden
  hose. 

Dalamar gossips 'AOL Rocks DAMNIT!'

Shiroijin jests '"If video games affected us our generation would be running
  around in dark rooms popping magic pills and listening to repetitive
  electronic music!"'

Spitzka gossips 'mauve?  that is a bright green'

Spitzka gossips 'YOUNGINGS!'

Shiroijin gossips 'A potato goth is a whiney teenager who wears clothing
  three sizes too large on account of he doesn't want to constrain his nuts'

Soapbox gossips 'you are the hope of our generation icey'

{IC} Sarien: 'How many souls, could a woodchuck suck, if a woodchuck could suck souls?'

{IC} Obsidian: 'As many souls as a woodchuck could suck if a woodchuck could suck souls'

Rossarian gossips 'Please do not offer my god a peanut'

Shiroijin gossips 'Cause there's STARVING CHILDREN IN CANADA!'

Vandros gossips 'yeah...well I'd love to have a snappy comeback, but alas, I dont.'

Maarek rambles 'Warcraft Chronicles 2: The First One Never Came Out'

Shiroijin gossips 'It's the American Way.  and That means it's the way we'll make all 
of YOU DO IT when bush takes over!  BWA HA HA HA HA!  YOUR MISSILES ARE USELESS 
AGAINST OUR BOUNCY THINGY THAT BOUNCES AND SToPS MISSILES!'

Bored gossips 'can't beat child labour .. *ROFL*'

Shiroijin gossips 'I motion Canada Officially change it's name to "America 2: This 
Time it's more English"'

Shiroijin gossips 'I'm also changing america's name to "America:  Most of us didn't 
elect Bush, honest, it's not our fault, blame the catholic church, everyone else 
does!"'

Shiroijin gossips 'Noan motions to change Canada's name to "I Can't Believe it's Not 
England"'

Stiles rambles 'Loving Daik is like beating starving babies with orphaned 
kitties...except somehow worse'

Shalana rambles 'What if I love Daikomyo secretly but am not willing to admit it 
because you would all laugh at me *sniff* *rofl*'

Stiles rambles 'There would be some sort of public humiliation ritual involving a 
large turkey and several Swedish men, however'

Crash gossips 'icesong my intelligen incidiary of innocence!'

Shiroijin gossips 'W3 (0|\|TR0L 7H3 B0Y N0W!'

Like Sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our mud. 

JadeSaber gossips 'sides, I don't have to worry, I've got a posh, first class, 
solitary seat on the bullet train to hell'

Jadesaber, Queen of the Line, is in charge.

Spitzka gossips 'good thing i am a girl in rl'

Daikomyo rambles 'You give Ganesha's singing anus to JadeSaber.'

Colonel Sanders is in charge.

Mattz gossips 'until further notice...Mim is in charge of poultry, biscuits and 
gravy.. while Shiroijin is in charge of soda, potato wedges and macaroni and cheese'

Kalana questions 'What was the url for Icesong's log again?'

Sarien gossips 'www.daikneedstoslowthespermproduction.org'

Someone gossips 'hmmm it seems i came in at a bad time ya all talkin about whips and 
chains and the slowing of sperm producitivy'

Sarien gossips 'hehehe.... beat himself.. into "unconsciousness"... so that's what 
the kids are callin it nowadays.'

Mattz was bad.. again.  Mattz made girlie feel bad..which is wrong.  Mattz now feels 
bad.  Mattz feels like a daikomyo.  Yes that bad :(

JadeSaber gossips '*the views expressed by Mattz are not necesarrily those of the Mud 
in general*'

JadeSaber gossips 'I don't fear hell.  I have substituted middle school girl's P.E.  
nothing could be worse.'

Daikomyo gossips '*hangs up a sign: "Free MudSeX!  Entrance to Cleric's Guild.  Ask 
for Dazzling Deni."*'

Rossarian gossips 'I'm never wrong, so I will ignore that statement.'

ShadowCat rambles 'I HATE that part - I look like a multi-colored tribble. :('

Sarien gossips 'I have 666/666 hp 379/583 mana 561/567 mv 111347 xp.'

Sarien gossips 'more of that dark oral sex....'

Sarien gossips 'He's Wes, and if you don't like it, you can cram it with Walnuts
, sister.'

Someone rambles 'thengel is stalking me.'

Girlie stops using (Sexy) (Drool) Girlie's Tiny Bikini.

Girlie drops NOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!.
Typical. You always knew Girlie couldn't really take it.

Girlie gets NOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!.
OOH YESSSS OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Girlie looks really happy now.

ATTENTION:  You can now get to MadROM by it's new proper address:

daik.rom.org 1536

Mattz says 'good like crack when you first wake up'

Sarien gossips 'Valiant Sarien.. almost a dead duck... recall bad.. must.. not .. recall.'

Sarien gossips 'if I want dark oral sex I'd pay a hooker like any red blooded american male'

WizlogCrash:member sarien etrnl

### Sadly, sarien has been frozen, and put in the ea lounge, as a lawn ornament, quite an
  impressive conversation piece if i do say so myself =)

Sarien rambles '[56  Etrnl  Thi] Sarien Galispeel'

Crash gossips 'eloko and sarien up a tree   K...I...S...S...I...N...G!'

Sarien gossips 'yes crash.. and then afterward Sarien and his cellmate in a cell... ... I
  REALLY  don't need to finish that.'

Yttrium MUSIC: 'goats go to hell'

Yttrium MUSIC: 'sheep go to heaven'

Kalana MUSIC: 'A stick of solid gold? A phallic object? Hmm'

Daikomyo holds Ganesha's singing anus in his hands.
Ganesha's anus sings becuz of Mattz' loving attentions.

Daikomyo stops using Ganesha's singing anus.
As Daik removes this work of exquisite etheral beauty, you notice it sings becuz of Mattz'
 loving attentions.

Sarien gossips 'I am so not that bastard Sarien.'

Sarien gossips 'My name is Steven, and I'm from Michigan.'

Sarien gossips 'I am not, nor have I ever been Sarien.'

[81  Dragon Cle] The bearded lady would rather be clubbing goths. 

[98  Dragon SUP] The banker is probably playing Madden 2002 

[91  Xplor  War] A chasme CrAcKeD like DaIk! 

Tommy terror gossips 'Icesong's the answer to a question nobody asked. =)'

Shiroijin froths and foams 'Who am I kidding, what's bithing going to do?'

Ganesha says 'bitched slaped by an asian'

Yttrium rambles 'shine on then you crazy butterfly'

Bluenight tells you 'Daikomyo and me are best buddies, cause we are so alike'

Mattz gossips 'i blame jesus'

Mush gossips 'get a real isp Daikomyo :)'

Mattz gossips 'oooh.. nerd smack!'

Your God is dead.

Daikomyo gossips 'Mattz sucks and I am ok'

Vaultage answers 'kalana got me pregnant...my kid will be called kaltage'

Vaultage answers 'or vaultana'

Kajiote gossips 'children are satan... all little tiny satans'

Sarien tells you 'I put Miracle Grow on my penis, and nothing happened :(.  But on the plus 
side.. no more weeds!!'

Shiroijin gossips 'MY WRATH SHALL BE HORRIBLE AND PANTSLESS!'

Shiroijin gossips 'When I stop bitching, it's because I'm dead'

Shiroijin gossips 'Damn, I'm out of things to complain about'

Vic gossips 'think Sarien wears those silky bikini panties or a butt-floss thong?'

Mattz rambles 'imm yah vic i empathize with you, so many people feel bad for the small 
penised man, but us big penis guys can be so embarassed when we stand up and stab 
people..*sigh*'

Dictionary.com's definition of 'huggles':  A torture technique utilizing the ancient craft 
of cuddle hugs, practiced solely in Care Bear Land

Maarek rambles 'friends dont let friends drink and mud'

Newbie gossips 'mud sex always sounds, well, MESSY to me'

Sarien gossips 'I AM A FUZZY HAPPY SQUIRREL DELIVERING HAPPINESS NUTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.'

Sarien gossips 'Do your very best to be happy each and every day. =)'

Sarien gossips 'I am too sarien!... Can't I be happy and sweet to all you snuggly fuzzy 
happy shiney people?'

Sarien gossips 'Even whispered sweet nothings in my ear... such as "Sarien.. if you do that 
again.. I will freeze you, morph you into a spice girl and make you sing on gossip for 2 
days."'

Spitzka gossips 'bah screw the goddess'

Kajiote gossips 'I typo like an illiterate crack whore'

Kajiote gossips 'or I'll eat your babies! AND THEN YOUR BABIES' BABIES!'

Sarien gossips 'Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel'

Sarien gossips 'AHHHH!! Watch out!  Behind you!.. Oh god.. He's got a knife!.. A knife and 
he looks really pissed off!!'

Sarien gossips 'Just.. as soon.. as you come visible... and... confess... and... goto 
somewhere close... and uhm... yeah.. I swear I'll hunt you tirelessly!... Passive Hunting!'

You have become better at mudding!

Kajiote gossips 'we all know you want my dead SEXy TITs and VAGINA that everyone (*cough Shiro cough*) wants cuz I'm so damn ... perfectly TIT ... stuff'

Kajiote rambles 'and money... doesn't that crap grow on trees?'

Vic rambles 'I think Jade is a closet mormon, she just doesn't want anybody to know'

The Devil froths and foams 'Pay no attention to my alter ego... I am suffering from
 multiple personality disorder.'

This just in: Norm is suing Vandros from allegedly blinding him with Science. Ne
ws at 11. 

Mattz answers 'satan has cursed me with a 10 inch penis'

Jadesaber gives you a  'Porn,  It's Cheaper Than Dating' Bumper Sticker.

Izus gives you an 'I only date Prostitutes' t-shirt'  (xtra large)

Icesong gives you an 'overworked and undersexed' t-shirt (xtra small).

Sarien gossips 'Yes Darryl, we all love you.. and some of our love.. is more..forbidden 
than others.  *cries into his pillow at night*'

Stiles answers 'When I was a kid, I had to fight 50 woodlords at a time in waist-high snow 
while blinded and plagued with both our feet cut off at the shins'

Shalana gossips 'Was that Lego or Legato porn MiniVan?'

### Thengel has to die tonight.

congrats thengel

Your now immortalized in the form of an abused doll

Thengel's sexual hampster is here, boy is it small!

### Sadly, Icesong was killed by The RoadRunner.

Firesong rambles 'If it wasnt for that Icesong and those meddling isicles, I would have gotten away 
with it!'

Vandros rambles '"come on, please, I'm better than the immortal, I've slept with you lots of times,
 and I've never died."'

Sarien rambles 'Vandros... why are you talking and not paying attention to the underwear?'

Sarien rambles 'You know.. if any women that are logged on feel like I'm objectifying
them... too god damn bad... UNDERWEAR IS ON MY TV.'

Vandros rambles 'underwear is cool, as long as it's easily romoved....mot like pretty
underwear is ever really meant to be worn long.'

Rossarian gossips '*beg icey to update log*'
JadeSaber gossips 'Icey, you simply have to update the log'