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You see before you the GOD of the Desert, Lord of Lost Empires, the Deity
of Forgotten Kings. Tall and Proud HE stands, hair streaming in a dark
cascade over Broad and Twisted shoulders. His arms, HUGE and GROTESQUELY
scarred, are folded across a Colossal chest. Desert Sands, solidified
and crystalized, forms a Cracked and Weathered layer over his Flesh.

His Terrible, haunting EYES reveal dark visions, sorrowful reflections of
his SOUL...Vast landscapes of WRACKED wastes, Broken walls half buried
by sands, Tumbled stone scattered over cracked and long neglected brick
roads. And Towering Pyramids reaching towards the SUN.

HE pauses a moment and looks DOWN on you, and his Shattered VISAGE, his
Frown, and Wrinkled Lip, and SNEER of cold COMMAND cause you to CRUMBLE
to your knees before HIM, cowardly and quivering! And His GRIZZLED jaw
moves, and Steaming mists OOZE between stony Teeth, and HE speaks in a
Hollow, faraway Voice:

=========== 'My NAME is OZYMANDIAS, KING of Kings!' ===========
========== 'LOOK on my WORKS, Ye Mighty AND DESPAIR!!' ==========

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Here sits a huuuuge DRAGON<color> sitting on a big Pile of Gold
'Now little mortal why shouldn't i eat you' she snickers.
Her JAWS slowly open and her head moves forward, OMG shes going to eat you!
suddenly the Dragon's jaws close and she starts to laugh.
'Sorry i never have visitors so i wanted to have a little fun with you, please dont be mad' she giggles
This is THISnTHAT

HAIRY LITTLE CHEESE STICK!!!!! (you can ask but i won't tell the story behind that one)