| Teddybear Lord of the Honey badgers!!!!!! |
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/* a small, cuddly, little bear stands in front of
/,,, you wearing a hat dotted with stars
/*,,,, and a long cloak that has similar adornments. He
/,,,,,*, looks sooooo cute that you just want to pick him
.-'_ `'.-`-`-`-.'` _'-. up and cuddle him, snuggle him and take him home
{ (_`.' _ _ '.`_) } to show him off to your mom!
.' _(0_._0)_ '. /
} -.' (_) '.- { he begins to tell you a story of a lengthy battle
{ / '.,__|__,.' } that took place long ago against the lord of the
{ { | | } } honey Badgers. He tells you that it was a hellish
{ '. -'-/ .' } battle because the lord of the Honey Badgers was
/'._'. '-' .'_.' a cunning devil, who also had a lot of help from
/,*,,`'--.....--'`,,,, mattz, the Pimp Extraordinaire! In the end, this
/,,,,*,,,,>>o<<,,,*,,,*, brave bear managed to slay the evil foe and took
/,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,, the lord's son as his pet!
/,,,,*,,,,,*,,,,,*,,,,,,,,*,
now everyone in Thera is safe to eat yummmmmy honey and pooh Bear is safe from
the raids on his lil tree house. But pooh will never get his big blue pot of
honey back because teddybear's honey Badger snaps at his hand everytime he
tries to take the pot away from him!
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